Blair Socci
@blairsocci.bsky.social
Blair Socci the comedian
Www.blairsocci.com 🤑
Www.blairsocci.com 🤑
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December 6th I hope to see u there love u all 🤍🤍🤍
tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets
tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets
I’ve been audiobook reading a lot which is a lot like regular reading but for smart people, so good at reading u don’t even need ur eyes expert level
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’ve been audiobook reading a lot which is a lot like regular reading but for smart people, so good at reading u don’t even need ur eyes expert level
A car just drove by with such an offensively loud engine that it set off the car alarms on multiple other cars and made a dog have a panic attack when I am president these men will be in jail
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A car just drove by with such an offensively loud engine that it set off the car alarms on multiple other cars and made a dog have a panic attack when I am president these men will be in jail
Going outside right now for the first time in 2 days wish me luck everyone
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Going outside right now for the first time in 2 days wish me luck everyone
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I loved this essay about clawing back a sense of humanity and community where and when you can, by @caytonholland.bsky.social!!!
Normalize AI-shaming
Remember when you were a child in the supermarket and you wandered off, then looked up at a stranger thinking it was your mom, but it wasn’t your mom? That’s how AI feels.
adamcaytonholland.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I loved this essay about clawing back a sense of humanity and community where and when you can, by @caytonholland.bsky.social!!!
THIS SATURDAY !!!!
December 6th I hope to see u there love u all 🤍🤍🤍
tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets
tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
THIS SATURDAY !!!!
20% off cameos today — cameo.com/blairsocci I will say this to ur ex
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
20% off cameos today — cameo.com/blairsocci I will say this to ur ex
The healthy brands really suck at ranch dressing it’s not even in the same universe they should be written up for fraud
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The healthy brands really suck at ranch dressing it’s not even in the same universe they should be written up for fraud
Omg my mom’s Netflix locked me out said I’m not “part of the household”, like if I’m not part of the household why did my dad ask me to take out the trash yesterday
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Omg my mom’s Netflix locked me out said I’m not “part of the household”, like if I’m not part of the household why did my dad ask me to take out the trash yesterday
I thought when I got older I would finally learn what the bruises on my legs were from but no still no idea they have not come in contact with anything ??????
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I thought when I got older I would finally learn what the bruises on my legs were from but no still no idea they have not come in contact with anything ??????
Hi all, this is ONE WEEK AWAY, it means a lot to me to try and make some change for this cause and I am nervous about it because it’s only half sold, if u can come out I would appreciate more than u know or share with someone who would be interested. Thank u so much I love you
December 6th I hope to see u there love u all 🤍🤍🤍
tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets
tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hi all, this is ONE WEEK AWAY, it means a lot to me to try and make some change for this cause and I am nervous about it because it’s only half sold, if u can come out I would appreciate more than u know or share with someone who would be interested. Thank u so much I love you
Reposted by Blair Socci
MY PODCAST IS OUT NOW!!! Thank u all so much for the support love u
Subscribe on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s...
Subscribe on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/1AwiVi6...
Subscribe on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s...
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November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
MY PODCAST IS OUT NOW!!! Thank u all so much for the support love u
Subscribe on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s...
Subscribe on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/1AwiVi6...
Subscribe on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s...
Subscribe on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/1AwiVi6...
Just went running for the first time in like 7 years I did 20 minutes my face looks like a tomato
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Just went running for the first time in like 7 years I did 20 minutes my face looks like a tomato
Last night my 4 year old niece told me that I am famous and I said famous for what? and she said makeup and skateboarding
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Last night my 4 year old niece told me that I am famous and I said famous for what? and she said makeup and skateboarding
MY PODCAST IS OUT NOW!!! Thank u all so much for the support love u
Subscribe on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s...
Subscribe on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/1AwiVi6...
Subscribe on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s...
Subscribe on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/1AwiVi6...
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
MY PODCAST IS OUT NOW!!! Thank u all so much for the support love u
Subscribe on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s...
Subscribe on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/1AwiVi6...
Subscribe on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...
Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s...
Subscribe on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/1AwiVi6...
Reposted by Blair Socci
Hey! @alisonleiby.bsky.social, the funniest writer there is, wrote a whole damn book and you can preorder it now! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/746320...
I'm a Lot by Alison Leiby: 9780593731628 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
In this witty, absurd, and surprisingly moving memoir-in-essays, comedian Alison Leiby unpacks the multitudes women are told to be—and the joy of refusing to pick just one. Have you ever frozen...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hey! @alisonleiby.bsky.social, the funniest writer there is, wrote a whole damn book and you can preorder it now! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/746320...
I’m sore from tai chi which I don’t think is a good sign
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’m sore from tai chi which I don’t think is a good sign
Reposted by Blair Socci
My podcast comes out in one week!!!!
Make sure you subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
And on my YouTube!!!!!!!
Can’t wait love you all!!!!!
Make sure you subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
And on my YouTube!!!!!!!
Can’t wait love you all!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My podcast comes out in one week!!!!
Make sure you subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
And on my YouTube!!!!!!!
Can’t wait love you all!!!!!
Make sure you subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
And on my YouTube!!!!!!!
Can’t wait love you all!!!!!
Lindsay Lohan pics with the house arrest ankle bracelet were incredible
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Lindsay Lohan pics with the house arrest ankle bracelet were incredible
I’m just never gonna know how to spell Hors 'd oeuvres and I have to live with that
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m just never gonna know how to spell Hors 'd oeuvres and I have to live with that
I keep buying different teas for various health purposes never have opened even one of the boxes one cabinet of unopened teas waiting to be exonerated
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I keep buying different teas for various health purposes never have opened even one of the boxes one cabinet of unopened teas waiting to be exonerated
HATE WHEN A MOISTURIZER IS IN A JAR GIVE ME A PUMP OR SQUEEZE BITCH
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
HATE WHEN A MOISTURIZER IS IN A JAR GIVE ME A PUMP OR SQUEEZE BITCH
I just can’t believe we’re supposed to exercise every day
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I just can’t believe we’re supposed to exercise every day
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New post on my substack —
blairsocci.substack.com/p/stuck-at-sea
blairsocci.substack.com/p/stuck-at-sea
Stuck at Sea
I need a life raft or a yacht
blairsocci.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
New post on my substack —
blairsocci.substack.com/p/stuck-at-sea
blairsocci.substack.com/p/stuck-at-sea
New post on my substack —
blairsocci.substack.com/p/stuck-at-sea
blairsocci.substack.com/p/stuck-at-sea
Stuck at Sea
I need a life raft or a yacht
blairsocci.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
New post on my substack —
blairsocci.substack.com/p/stuck-at-sea
blairsocci.substack.com/p/stuck-at-sea
I DO NOT want to hear about these fuckers demon dicks !!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I DO NOT want to hear about these fuckers demon dicks !!!!!!!!!!!!!