Blåhaj Blast
@blahajblastoise.bsky.social
word nerd, bird nerd
occasional designer
washed-up dance game player
he/him • び
occasional designer
washed-up dance game player
he/him • び
what, you mean from the same company that brought you "we threw infinite money at trying to beat Steam without even doing any initial research into why people like Steam"?
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
what, you mean from the same company that brought you "we threw infinite money at trying to beat Steam without even doing any initial research into why people like Steam"?
I wanted to watch a very dumb movie, so I put on Jurassic World: Dominion and I'm losing my mind at how they somehow made a Jurassic Park movie featuring Bryce Dallas Howard as Jason Bourne.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I wanted to watch a very dumb movie, so I put on Jurassic World: Dominion and I'm losing my mind at how they somehow made a Jurassic Park movie featuring Bryce Dallas Howard as Jason Bourne.
It also makes this Amazon Games exec's post even funnier
Amazon couldn't figure out how to beat Steam even with infinite resources
Microsoft is now going to get destroyed as Steam takes over the Xbox market
Valve is truly just chillin and keeps winning
Amazon couldn't figure out how to beat Steam even with infinite resources
Microsoft is now going to get destroyed as Steam takes over the Xbox market
Valve is truly just chillin and keeps winning
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It also makes this Amazon Games exec's post even funnier
Amazon couldn't figure out how to beat Steam even with infinite resources
Microsoft is now going to get destroyed as Steam takes over the Xbox market
Valve is truly just chillin and keeps winning
Amazon couldn't figure out how to beat Steam even with infinite resources
Microsoft is now going to get destroyed as Steam takes over the Xbox market
Valve is truly just chillin and keeps winning
Sir Kensington's ketchup is such a more interesting flavor and texture.
A burger restaurant near my old office had it for their fries, and it opened my eyes to other types of ketchup.
A burger restaurant near my old office had it for their fries, and it opened my eyes to other types of ketchup.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sir Kensington's ketchup is such a more interesting flavor and texture.
A burger restaurant near my old office had it for their fries, and it opened my eyes to other types of ketchup.
A burger restaurant near my old office had it for their fries, and it opened my eyes to other types of ketchup.
Psycho behavior. Like those fake hundred dollar bills that are actually just Christian propaganda.
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Psycho behavior. Like those fake hundred dollar bills that are actually just Christian propaganda.
FYI, getting an error. Could just be something on my end though.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
FYI, getting an error. Could just be something on my end though.
what the fuck are we doin here, folks?
because I think we're heading down a road where the entire internet isn't even written by people anymore, but where a Google search comes up with an AI answer that "cites" an article written by AI and is referencing other sources that are also written by AI...
because I think we're heading down a road where the entire internet isn't even written by people anymore, but where a Google search comes up with an AI answer that "cites" an article written by AI and is referencing other sources that are also written by AI...
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
what the fuck are we doin here, folks?
because I think we're heading down a road where the entire internet isn't even written by people anymore, but where a Google search comes up with an AI answer that "cites" an article written by AI and is referencing other sources that are also written by AI...
because I think we're heading down a road where the entire internet isn't even written by people anymore, but where a Google search comes up with an AI answer that "cites" an article written by AI and is referencing other sources that are also written by AI...
there should be a button on every website that you can hit and report things for the reason of "this shit should be illegal"
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
there should be a button on every website that you can hit and report things for the reason of "this shit should be illegal"
Landon Thomas Jr. was working at the New York Times in 2016, was close with Epstein, and clearly knew some things about Trump...
... and instead of doing anything to try to stop Trump, he asked Epstein what he should do with his stock portfolio.
(Source: nypost.com/2025/11/12/u...)
... and instead of doing anything to try to stop Trump, he asked Epstein what he should do with his stock portfolio.
(Source: nypost.com/2025/11/12/u...)
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Landon Thomas Jr. was working at the New York Times in 2016, was close with Epstein, and clearly knew some things about Trump...
... and instead of doing anything to try to stop Trump, he asked Epstein what he should do with his stock portfolio.
(Source: nypost.com/2025/11/12/u...)
... and instead of doing anything to try to stop Trump, he asked Epstein what he should do with his stock portfolio.
(Source: nypost.com/2025/11/12/u...)
lol very cool. very good.
nypost.com/2025/11/12/u...
nypost.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
lol very cool. very good.
nypost.com/2025/11/12/u...
nypost.com/2025/11/12/u...
So cool that all these pedophiles have multiple multi-million-dollar mansions, while millions of normal Americans can't get decent housing, healthcare, or food.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So cool that all these pedophiles have multiple multi-million-dollar mansions, while millions of normal Americans can't get decent housing, healthcare, or food.
Great work. I especially love this quote from @heartimecia.bsky.social. It really says it all.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Great work. I especially love this quote from @heartimecia.bsky.social. It really says it all.
Definitely keep an eye on it. He's responding to some other asshat who is saying that he should just deface your comic and claim it's transformative and therefore legal.
What the hell is wrong with these people?
What the hell is wrong with these people?
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Definitely keep an eye on it. He's responding to some other asshat who is saying that he should just deface your comic and claim it's transformative and therefore legal.
What the hell is wrong with these people?
What the hell is wrong with these people?
(Screenshot from the original 2023 story)
any update on what has happened to this judge who signed the search warrant?
any update on what has happened to this judge who signed the search warrant?
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
(Screenshot from the original 2023 story)
any update on what has happened to this judge who signed the search warrant?
any update on what has happened to this judge who signed the search warrant?
1. He didn't apologize to her directly. Just in a reply to someone else's comment.
2. He very confidently said "I can say conclusively that this has never ever happened."
Why should we take Will seriously about anything when he "conclusively" says things that he then immediately rescinds?
2. He very confidently said "I can say conclusively that this has never ever happened."
Why should we take Will seriously about anything when he "conclusively" says things that he then immediately rescinds?
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
1. He didn't apologize to her directly. Just in a reply to someone else's comment.
2. He very confidently said "I can say conclusively that this has never ever happened."
Why should we take Will seriously about anything when he "conclusively" says things that he then immediately rescinds?
2. He very confidently said "I can say conclusively that this has never ever happened."
Why should we take Will seriously about anything when he "conclusively" says things that he then immediately rescinds?
Will, we can see where you quote tweeted her on a post where she did not only not tag you or respond to you, but she didn't even mention your name.
Stop with this "DARVO" nonsense. You're embarrassing yourself more than usual.
Stop with this "DARVO" nonsense. You're embarrassing yourself more than usual.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Will, we can see where you quote tweeted her on a post where she did not only not tag you or respond to you, but she didn't even mention your name.
Stop with this "DARVO" nonsense. You're embarrassing yourself more than usual.
Stop with this "DARVO" nonsense. You're embarrassing yourself more than usual.
Accidentally stumbled upon an insane thing on the internet
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Accidentally stumbled upon an insane thing on the internet
OBSERVATION DACKS
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
OBSERVATION DACKS
"AI Infrastructure for monetization and billing"
"Enterprise AI"
"AI agents close the gap"
And... Pet adoptions, sponsored by AI?
"Enterprise AI"
"AI agents close the gap"
And... Pet adoptions, sponsored by AI?
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"AI Infrastructure for monetization and billing"
"Enterprise AI"
"AI agents close the gap"
And... Pet adoptions, sponsored by AI?
"Enterprise AI"
"AI agents close the gap"
And... Pet adoptions, sponsored by AI?
New Level of AI Hell Achieved:
On a reply I made about the long history of sci-fi authors writing speculative fiction about AI, my post was quoted by an AI bot with AI header and image, and completely AI-written posts.
Is this what Asimov and Clarke had in mind? Feels more like Douglas Adams...
On a reply I made about the long history of sci-fi authors writing speculative fiction about AI, my post was quoted by an AI bot with AI header and image, and completely AI-written posts.
Is this what Asimov and Clarke had in mind? Feels more like Douglas Adams...
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
New Level of AI Hell Achieved:
On a reply I made about the long history of sci-fi authors writing speculative fiction about AI, my post was quoted by an AI bot with AI header and image, and completely AI-written posts.
Is this what Asimov and Clarke had in mind? Feels more like Douglas Adams...
On a reply I made about the long history of sci-fi authors writing speculative fiction about AI, my post was quoted by an AI bot with AI header and image, and completely AI-written posts.
Is this what Asimov and Clarke had in mind? Feels more like Douglas Adams...
Nope. There's a bunch of different ones in California.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Nope. There's a bunch of different ones in California.
it seems to be an epidemic of people not understanding things
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
it seems to be an epidemic of people not understanding things
Travis, you yourself seem to be an artist of sorts. What part of "credit artistic professionals for their work" do you disagree with?
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Travis, you yourself seem to be an artist of sorts. What part of "credit artistic professionals for their work" do you disagree with?
lol literally same
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
lol literally same