@blacksnakemo.bsky.social
Bond, Jim Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Bond, Jim Bond.
“So much alpha”
“Maximum alpha”
Why do they speak like 14 year olds riding their dirt bikes while slamming Mountain Dew?
“Maximum alpha”
Why do they speak like 14 year olds riding their dirt bikes while slamming Mountain Dew?
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“So much alpha”
“Maximum alpha”
Why do they speak like 14 year olds riding their dirt bikes while slamming Mountain Dew?
“Maximum alpha”
Why do they speak like 14 year olds riding their dirt bikes while slamming Mountain Dew?
USMC grunts about to go buck wild at the Charger Dealership
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
USMC grunts about to go buck wild at the Charger Dealership
Would track with her embarrassing performance earlier today.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Would track with her embarrassing performance earlier today.
Fuck it, man.
a man in a suit is talking to another man in a room and says `` im leaving here with somethin '' .
ALT: a man in a suit is talking to another man in a room and says `` im leaving here with somethin '' .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fuck it, man.
Yes, Johnson said earlier today that he would immediately.
More than likely means they found a way to split off one or more Epstein file votes.
More than likely means they found a way to split off one or more Epstein file votes.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yes, Johnson said earlier today that he would immediately.
More than likely means they found a way to split off one or more Epstein file votes.
More than likely means they found a way to split off one or more Epstein file votes.
It will reopen and pass the deal along party lines on day one.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It will reopen and pass the deal along party lines on day one.
A red dot sight on a pistol is such goober shit, it’s almost hard to make fun of.
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A red dot sight on a pistol is such goober shit, it’s almost hard to make fun of.
My Amex getting 6% cash back on groceries feels like a cheatcode
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My Amex getting 6% cash back on groceries feels like a cheatcode
“Quite a scoop”?
Jesus tittyfucking Christ, you all are so corny.
Jesus tittyfucking Christ, you all are so corny.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“Quite a scoop”?
Jesus tittyfucking Christ, you all are so corny.
Jesus tittyfucking Christ, you all are so corny.
Did the ancient Maya calendar predict this? Could Itzamna abide by democratic socialism?
Find out at 11 when we speak with Karl Rove.
Find out at 11 when we speak with Karl Rove.
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Did the ancient Maya calendar predict this? Could Itzamna abide by democratic socialism?
Find out at 11 when we speak with Karl Rove.
Find out at 11 when we speak with Karl Rove.
“Man who decorates exclusively with gold and marble, a champion for the poor” is the funniest thing anyone has ever tried to sell.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“Man who decorates exclusively with gold and marble, a champion for the poor” is the funniest thing anyone has ever tried to sell.
I thought that pic was a perp walk and nearly shit a brick
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I thought that pic was a perp walk and nearly shit a brick
Looks like a shuffle board court in Boca
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Looks like a shuffle board court in Boca
I can’t wait until this dudes company implodes and leaves him on the street
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I can’t wait until this dudes company implodes and leaves him on the street
You Poupon the constitution, we Poupon you, ICE.
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You Poupon the constitution, we Poupon you, ICE.
This is a renaissance painting
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is a renaissance painting
When he eventually hangs em up, I’ll die if he doesn’t end up on staff.
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
When he eventually hangs em up, I’ll die if he doesn’t end up on staff.
The federal government, IS SNAKING MY DEAL?!
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The federal government, IS SNAKING MY DEAL?!
“Eleventy billion years”
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“Eleventy billion years”
“I can fly private now”
What an absolute tool.
What an absolute tool.
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“I can fly private now”
What an absolute tool.
What an absolute tool.
It was like Blake Stewart in Veep but without the charisma
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It was like Blake Stewart in Veep but without the charisma