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blacklight.bsky.social
jasper but covered in ice
@blacklight.bsky.social
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silly sleepy disaster enby cat twink vampire thing, okay at fps games

21 they/them bi poly
nsfw reposts/likes (minors DNI please)

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December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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DEMOCRAT IN BIO
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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this is what will almost certainly be my last spotify wrapped since they thought itd be funny to partner with chatgpt and run ads for ICE, i lowkey dont even remember when i cancelled my premium lol. maybe october?

sucks that tidal is so expensive but oh well!
an image of jasper’s spotify wrapped. front and center is an image of american nu metal band slipknot, to represent their place as my most listened artist. on the left is “2025” in yellow, rotated with the first 2 at the bottom. there are some lil scribbles over the first 2 and the 0. my top artists were slipknot, sewerslvt, midbooze, kevin sherwood, and rammstein. my top songs were wait and bleed by slipknot, left behind by slipknot, dig by kevin sherwood (featuring matt heafy from trivium, GOD that song fucks), right now by korn, and liar by korn. i listened for 23,783 minutes. my top genre was breakcore. (despite literally all of my top songs being metal lol)
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
blacklight.bsky.social
shaq making a timeout symbol with his hands
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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the way this showed up in my feed is so fucking funny to me lmao
post from casey that says “does anyone even want a 6’+ sub top actually. is that something people like?” reply from me that says “OOMFIE OF *COURSE!!!!!*” below these two posts is another post from casey (the one being replied to here) that says “alright why does everyone wanna fuck me”
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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look it’s you!
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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same guy btw. dont ever forget how twisted these fuckers are
"If you could have offered me a pill that could make me straight, I would have swallowed it before you could give me a swig of water," Buttigieg said at the LGBTQ Victory Fund's annual brunch. "It's a hard thing to think about now. If you had shown me exactly what it was that made me gay, I would have cut it out with a knife." He added later: "Thank god there was no pill. Thank God there was no knife."
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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“eat my shit and hair” displayed over a rainbow colored background
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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quite possibly the funniest three posts in a row ive seen in a while
a quote post by @bluwhalien.bsky.social that says: Challenge accepted, Alan! her post is quoting a post from @eldashraheb.bsky.social that says: If you're still in line, STAY IN LINE (attached is an image of a headline that reads: Alan Dershowitz says he will 'blow his brians out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor) below this post is a post from @simonee.bsky.social that reads: LOOKS LIKE WOKE'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS and below that post is another post, from @feshpincebot.bsky.social (the same post i am quoting right now!) that reads: I knew this was going to happen. Hohohohoho.
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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stealth zealot perhaps i treated you too harshly
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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i seem to be rent free in this nobodys head. or his old list got reported idk

again i have never watched hasan in my life i have no idea why some weirdos think i want his dick in my mouth
@xvar.bsky.social has added you to the “Hasan Piker Orbiters” moderation list
October 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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if i had a dollar for every time i got put on a list claiming i go to bat for some big streamer ive never watched i would be able to get this new pc already. what have these people been smoking
@xvar.bsky.social has added you to the “Hasan Orbiters” custom feed list
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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megumin from konosuba slouched in a chair staring at a computer screen. her staff is behind the chair
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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a monkey with its hands on its head, seeming sad or disappointed
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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hasan was playing arbites its only natural
hasan and his dog kaya. kaya is shown being comedically electrocuted, and under hasan is the graphic for the remote detonation ability for the arbites class in darktide. it reads: Blitz Remote Detonation Cause an Explosion at your Cyber-Mastiff’s Location, Staggering and Electrocuting nearby Enemies. 2 Charges. 50s Cooldown.
October 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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found this appropriately spooky video on my phone
October 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Warhammer 1 hour ago Lightning Claws, Thunder Hammers, and a massive banner - behold the new Ass… Read more
September 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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leverage nerfed…
a seal with a flipper on its head. he seems confused
September 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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lmao
Matt Yglesias Follower label
September 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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lol
Matt Yglesias Follower label
September 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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remembered this image exists and now i want it to be vulkan bsky.app/profile/blac...
the cover of the warhammer: horus heresy book vulkan lives by nick kyme, except the text is changed to vulkan lifts and the cover now depicts an absolutely jacked man with charcoal colored skin (like the titular vulkan) wearing sunglasses and lifting a bigass thunder hammer
September 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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the arbiter from halo 2 asking “Do you have a single fact to back that up?”
September 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM