BlackfootFerret
blackfootferret.bsky.social
BlackfootFerret
@blackfootferret.bsky.social
Youtube theorist figuring things out as he goes.
Fan of The Unexpectables on Twitch.
He/Him. Mildly autistic.
FNAF Obsidian Vault under construction: https://publish.obsidian.md/blackfootferrets-fnaf-obsidian-vault/
When you get the Foxy collectable in Secret of the Mimic, there's an unfinished attraction that looks like BB's Air Adventure behind it in the glass.
October 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Passing this on from a friend on Discord:
Firefox is using generative AI in the background without telling people, tanking performance.
You might want to change this setting:
September 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I got tired of vacuuming between the cracks of four stress mats in the kitchen, so I cut one stress mat to cover the entire floor.
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
If you study the design of a Staff Bot base, you'll notice they have some metal teeth right by the wheels.
That's a dead ringer for the horde of square, regular scratch marks in the wood on both sides of GBonnie's corpse.
September 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The *rusty* pieces surrounding G Bonnie are definitely from Nightmare Staff Bots, as GBonnie's own pieces are rust-free.
September 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
We know Glamrock Bonnie didn't die in his meeting with Monty, he died behind his own bowling alley, after a pitched battle with zombie robots, embedding thrown bowling balls in the walls ten feet up before the scratch marches from staff bot basses surrounded him.
Just like in his pinball game.
September 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
So my question is: Who or What is Monty waiting for up there?
September 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’ve discovered Caulk Tape.
Leak *now* you silly shower.
August 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Stealing this one:
May 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I captured a high blood quality werewolf in V Rising!
Their blood type changes with the time of day, so I can get either Worker or Creature blood from him.
May 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
March 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Duke’s in Maui has an Ultimate Dessert: The Hula Pie.
The crust on the bottom makes the name legal.
February 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It wouldn’t surprise me if “Edwin Murray” turns out to be a pseudonym for William in “Secret of the Mimic.”
William/Dave left a message for Gregory with Edwin’s triangle script.
Both are small business inventors bought out by Fazbear Entertainment, who misused their tech.
February 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
New life hack: Put a tiny exercise machine under the desk so I can pedal while doing anything else.
January 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Goodbye Tia, my partner for 17 years. I’ll miss you, Parrot Cat.
January 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Someone on the Game Theorist Discord reported this imposter posing as me in a phishing attempt.
Many people have tried to impersonate me in the past; if you want to talk to me, please use an official account like this one or my Obsessed Theorist account there.
November 24, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Yeah, it was some older person passing by.
I started hearing glass tinkling sounds, made a joke “Itss Beattlejuics Holye Craep” and then SHATTER.
People thought it was a gun, but it was just a rock
November 7, 2024 at 11:32 PM
If you type the #FNAF Stage 01 Route map on a phone, you get "147896523"
Is this a code?
November 5, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Cornbread, with Maximum Crust.
November 4, 2024 at 9:33 AM
In The Week Before, Bronwen Light says Bonnie/Jeremy got her.
The Lorekeeper Tombstone with Jeremy on it does line up with Bonnie's face in the FNAF 3 ending.
September 30, 2024 at 11:19 AM
And now the original:
September 29, 2024 at 2:07 PM
One weird element from #TheWeekBefore is canon: Rooms do change position at Fazbear Establishments.
The stairway below Bonnie Bowl used to lead to Vannie's lair, but in Ruin it connects an area we've never seen before. #FNAF
September 29, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Finished Volume 4 of Dreamkeepers today.
Some days I look in the mirror and curse myself for things I haven't done.
But then I get a reminder out of the blue that there are things I've forgotten, from the time before FNAF.
September 28, 2024 at 9:46 PM
New observation about FNAF: The Puppet and the Scooper share the same remnant-infusion pattern.
April 29, 2024 at 4:43 AM
The US Government is sending an army of robots to shower black-footed ferrets with M&Ms.
There's more to the story, but that's the important part from my perspective!
- Thanks to Mordo on Discord
April 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM