Cayde's Cat Posts
@blackfingercult.bsky.social
Some genderfucked cunt and a warm smile when you need one.
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I have a highly controversial method for getting tits:
Eat a bunch in the 3 days after injection, take prog selectively after I eat, drink alcohol with these meals.
(Please don't follow this)
Eat a bunch in the 3 days after injection, take prog selectively after I eat, drink alcohol with these meals.
(Please don't follow this)
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I have a highly controversial method for getting tits:
Eat a bunch in the 3 days after injection, take prog selectively after I eat, drink alcohol with these meals.
(Please don't follow this)
Eat a bunch in the 3 days after injection, take prog selectively after I eat, drink alcohol with these meals.
(Please don't follow this)
Silver voters are insane btw
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Silver voters are insane btw
let it be known
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
let it be known
Why are all the snow leopard furries stirring up how to cum more with supplements.
January 23, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Why are all the snow leopard furries stirring up how to cum more with supplements.
s2g, if you start controlling me with an app then I'm turning it into a gamble/gatcha game to take off my pants. Pay up.
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
s2g, if you start controlling me with an app then I'm turning it into a gamble/gatcha game to take off my pants. Pay up.
My favorite Deadlock quote:
"I'm Yorkin it ova hea." - Viper, getting a kill in yellow lane
"I'm Yorkin it ova hea." - Viper, getting a kill in yellow lane
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 AM
My favorite Deadlock quote:
"I'm Yorkin it ova hea." - Viper, getting a kill in yellow lane
"I'm Yorkin it ova hea." - Viper, getting a kill in yellow lane
I'm not the type of mech handler to hire you to a job from a posting.
I'm the type that relents and hires you for a job only to start cutting in and make decisions for you.
You'd be better in combat with these drugs.
Compression suits? How about prosthetics.
You'd probably do well in a muzz
I'm the type that relents and hires you for a job only to start cutting in and make decisions for you.
You'd be better in combat with these drugs.
Compression suits? How about prosthetics.
You'd probably do well in a muzz
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I'm not the type of mech handler to hire you to a job from a posting.
I'm the type that relents and hires you for a job only to start cutting in and make decisions for you.
You'd be better in combat with these drugs.
Compression suits? How about prosthetics.
You'd probably do well in a muzz
I'm the type that relents and hires you for a job only to start cutting in and make decisions for you.
You'd be better in combat with these drugs.
Compression suits? How about prosthetics.
You'd probably do well in a muzz
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my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops
March 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops
A femboy doesn't count, I'm still gay.
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
A femboy doesn't count, I'm still gay.
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a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
Wildest thing about AI is that it's a proposed solution to some supposed informational logistics issue where the biggest result is netting money, power, and recognition up the ladder to the spokesperson/CEO with his name on it.
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wildest thing about AI is that it's a proposed solution to some supposed informational logistics issue where the biggest result is netting money, power, and recognition up the ladder to the spokesperson/CEO with his name on it.
Doing all the things that reduce the probability that I get dementia; eating high fat cheese, taking the shingles vaccine, 35 minutes of exercise, no more hotdogs, moving out of a city, polarizing my head with magnets, strangling my anxiety, smelling my partner's farts-
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Doing all the things that reduce the probability that I get dementia; eating high fat cheese, taking the shingles vaccine, 35 minutes of exercise, no more hotdogs, moving out of a city, polarizing my head with magnets, strangling my anxiety, smelling my partner's farts-
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Putting an arch in my back because I'm slouching but don't want to fuck up my posture.
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Putting an arch in my back because I'm slouching but don't want to fuck up my posture.
Winter, when I wake up at 6 and think the shops will be closing soon.
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Winter, when I wake up at 6 and think the shops will be closing soon.
𓅨@_tenrats
It's the little changes that make my skin feel right.
It's the little changes that make my skin feel right.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
𓅨@_tenrats
It's the little changes that make my skin feel right.
It's the little changes that make my skin feel right.
Take a moment to yourself to stare up at the sky for a little while.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Take a moment to yourself to stare up at the sky for a little while.
Would you rather be cursed with immortality or forced to respawn?
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Would you rather be cursed with immortality or forced to respawn?
You think you get the condom balloons around your thigh when *I'm* the one that came in them? Dream on, girl. Cum in your own condoms.
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You think you get the condom balloons around your thigh when *I'm* the one that came in them? Dream on, girl. Cum in your own condoms.
I think that my cat should let me lay on her sometimes, it's only fair.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I think that my cat should let me lay on her sometimes, it's only fair.
I started counting rice and felt my frame rate drop
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I started counting rice and felt my frame rate drop
I'm next up in the blunt rotation and no one told me.
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm next up in the blunt rotation and no one told me.
Nice spending time with you tonight, friend.
Next time you have to retrieve me from the akashic fields, I'll try and make it easier.
Next time you have to retrieve me from the akashic fields, I'll try and make it easier.
October 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Nice spending time with you tonight, friend.
Next time you have to retrieve me from the akashic fields, I'll try and make it easier.
Next time you have to retrieve me from the akashic fields, I'll try and make it easier.