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thank you outlook for putting the emoji reaction button right at the most natural spot to put my mouse. now i reacted with a fucking 😂 to a professor in an email chain asking to join his class
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
thank you outlook for putting the emoji reaction button right at the most natural spot to put my mouse. now i reacted with a fucking 😂 to a professor in an email chain asking to join his class
i keep getting spam messages from random numbers about jobs in sales and bible study classes. they believe my name is johan. they wont stop
January 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
i keep getting spam messages from random numbers about jobs in sales and bible study classes. they believe my name is johan. they wont stop
saw someone wearing the same sweater as me in public today. i wanted to kill myself
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
saw someone wearing the same sweater as me in public today. i wanted to kill myself
imagine u go to heaven and god is like "whats up my name is god i go by xe/xem" that would be awesome
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
imagine u go to heaven and god is like "whats up my name is god i go by xe/xem" that would be awesome
if i smoke crack. do you think i will be on santas naughty list
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
if i smoke crack. do you think i will be on santas naughty list
fuck my chungus life 😞😞😞😞
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
fuck my chungus life 😞😞😞😞
please bro i need woke back NOW
is woke.... back?
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
please bro i need woke back NOW
2025 has somehow been the longest but also the shortest year of all time
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
2025 has somehow been the longest but also the shortest year of all time
can we bring back 2020. i feel too woke all the time
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
can we bring back 2020. i feel too woke all the time
why do clubs have applications dude like im not tryna make linkedin connections or whatever i legit j am a big fuck nerd and wanna hang out w other big fuck nerds. is that like that hard to belive
October 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
why do clubs have applications dude like im not tryna make linkedin connections or whatever i legit j am a big fuck nerd and wanna hang out w other big fuck nerds. is that like that hard to belive
does anyone else have this spotify update where the playlist cover is like a third of the size because this has ruined my whole fucking weekend its bothering me so much
September 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
does anyone else have this spotify update where the playlist cover is like a third of the size because this has ruined my whole fucking weekend its bothering me so much
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us politics gonna be really crazy tmr when someone finds a recording of trump and elon fucking in the oval office
July 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
us politics gonna be really crazy tmr when someone finds a recording of trump and elon fucking in the oval office
to the girl who SPIT on the nitro line at six flags great adventure today go fuck yourself it got on my jorts and it was disgusting
June 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
to the girl who SPIT on the nitro line at six flags great adventure today go fuck yourself it got on my jorts and it was disgusting
how it feel when u start eatin the taco bell doritos locos taco and it starts falling apart in ur hand
April 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
how it feel when u start eatin the taco bell doritos locos taco and it starts falling apart in ur hand
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i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea
why is spongebob looking at the list on the top and PATRICKS hands are there on the bottom???? are we serious????? spongebob and patrick are DIFFERENT FUCKING CHARACTERS trump
February 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
why is spongebob looking at the list on the top and PATRICKS hands are there on the bottom???? are we serious????? spongebob and patrick are DIFFERENT FUCKING CHARACTERS trump
watched the new wicked movie and could not get over whenever ethan slater went on the screen. he irks me
December 24, 2024 at 7:03 AM
watched the new wicked movie and could not get over whenever ethan slater went on the screen. he irks me
how are all of my top spotify songs sad. is this who i am
December 4, 2024 at 6:23 PM
how are all of my top spotify songs sad. is this who i am
today i got cut off on the highway by a guy with a bumper sticker that said "youre too close.. baka.." with luffy from one piece on it and that was almost the last straw
October 29, 2024 at 10:23 PM
today i got cut off on the highway by a guy with a bumper sticker that said "youre too close.. baka.." with luffy from one piece on it and that was almost the last straw
i can't use twitter anymore without wanting to bleach my eyes out by the amount of right-wing bullshit everywhere
October 6, 2024 at 5:14 AM
i can't use twitter anymore without wanting to bleach my eyes out by the amount of right-wing bullshit everywhere
me working at 2 in the morning after doing literally nothing all day
October 1, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me working at 2 in the morning after doing literally nothing all day