BJ Cobbledick
@bj-cobbledick.bsky.social
Brought to you in part by Mickey’s Malt Liquor
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"You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a step stool to fuck it"
-Dale Earnhardt, 1986
-Dale Earnhardt, 1986
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a step stool to fuck it"
-Dale Earnhardt, 1986
-Dale Earnhardt, 1986
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Take a suggestive selfie in the bathroom mirror but make sure there’s toothpaste from a dental exorcism blasted all over it 👌💯💦
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Take a suggestive selfie in the bathroom mirror but make sure there’s toothpaste from a dental exorcism blasted all over it 👌💯💦
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Can't do shit with my life but Randy Newman's been singing about what he sees since 1961
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Can't do shit with my life but Randy Newman's been singing about what he sees since 1961
Can't do shit with my life but Randy Newman's been singing about what he sees since 1961
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Can't do shit with my life but Randy Newman's been singing about what he sees since 1961
Pat I’d like to buy an “A”
January 22, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Pat I’d like to buy an “A”
Pat, I’d like to solve
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Pat, I’d like to solve
Lady and the tramp this with me? 👉👈
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Lady and the tramp this with me? 👉👈
17 beers at Applebees's
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 AM
17 beers at Applebees's
Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty
Lot lizards near Atlantic City, NJ
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Lot lizards near Atlantic City, NJ
Olestra! Play divorced dad anthems
January 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Olestra! Play divorced dad anthems
When you quit your job to fart on cakes for $85,003.96 a year instead
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
When you quit your job to fart on cakes for $85,003.96 a year instead
Skinemax
In (((((STEREO))))) where available
Check your Tiddy Guide
In (((((STEREO))))) where available
Check your Tiddy Guide
January 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Skinemax
In (((((STEREO))))) where available
Check your Tiddy Guide
In (((((STEREO))))) where available
Check your Tiddy Guide
Motel 6, we’ll leave the light on for you so the hookers can see what they’re doing
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Motel 6, we’ll leave the light on for you so the hookers can see what they’re doing
Is there a Hooters on the moon? #Breastaurant
January 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Is there a Hooters on the moon? #Breastaurant
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If you or a loved one had a denim jacket between 1976 and 1998 you may have siblings you don’t know about
If you or a loved one had a denim jacket between 1976 and 1998 you may have siblings you don’t know about
December 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
<<<<<<<ATTENTION>>>>>>>>
If you or a loved one had a denim jacket between 1976 and 1998 you may have siblings you don’t know about
If you or a loved one had a denim jacket between 1976 and 1998 you may have siblings you don’t know about
My credit score was a picture of a rutabaga so I brought a bag of toenail clippings to the dealer and got financing on a Kia
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My credit score was a picture of a rutabaga so I brought a bag of toenail clippings to the dealer and got financing on a Kia
Tony “Tony” Danza
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Tony “Tony” Danza
32 Michelob Ultras at the golf course
December 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
32 Michelob Ultras at the golf course
Martha! Get the fucking Chrysler, we're going to Sears!
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Martha! Get the fucking Chrysler, we're going to Sears!
“Tore the ole rotator cuff in ‘87, been thinking about getting come of that COPD cream to rub on it but don’t want to pop for marijuana on my random drug test next Wednesday”
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“Tore the ole rotator cuff in ‘87, been thinking about getting come of that COPD cream to rub on it but don’t want to pop for marijuana on my random drug test next Wednesday”
BJ “Moose knuckle Marty ™” Cobbledick
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
BJ “Moose knuckle Marty ™” Cobbledick
Piss up a rope?
No, Fuck you buddy I’m pissing into a Snapple bottle in the back of my 1994 Ford Aerostar sport!
No, Fuck you buddy I’m pissing into a Snapple bottle in the back of my 1994 Ford Aerostar sport!
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Piss up a rope?
No, Fuck you buddy I’m pissing into a Snapple bottle in the back of my 1994 Ford Aerostar sport!
No, Fuck you buddy I’m pissing into a Snapple bottle in the back of my 1994 Ford Aerostar sport!
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Dick's Sporting Goods food poisoning champion 1987
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dick's Sporting Goods food poisoning champion 1987