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Bobby✨️
@bixbytebark.bsky.social
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28 | He/Him | I like to write code and eat pasta | icon by @catclawz.bsky.social | header by twitter@sorimmori

I don't post porn here but minors are still forbidden, get off my lawn 🔞

I stream sometimes too
https://twitch.tv/bixbytebark
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Same recipe on a normal day vs at midnight on a 5mg gummy
Both equally delicious
Delicious red velvet crinkle cookies, dusted with powdered sugar Same cookies but they're ugly little balls instead, no powdered sugar, and they didn't spread because the ingredients were fridge cold
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The chicken came out a tad dry because I tried to check the temp with a huge thermometer meant for deep frying but mmmmmmm tasty rice bowl
Photo of a rice bowl with chicken, corn, peppers, salsa, sour cream, and a lime
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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This is the shit I was on back then
Photo of a faceted amethyst being held with a little grabby claw tool in front of a grinding wheel
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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TEN YEARS????? TEN YEARS?????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS
THATS NOT POSSIBLE THAT WAS BASICALLY YESTERDAY
Screenshot from a mcelroy newsletter about how it's been TEN FUCKING YEARS since the first Final Pam monster factory video
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Leftovers transformed. Beef strokinoff [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
A plate of beef stroganoff
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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POT ROAST NIGHT (I've never cooked a roast before it came out pretty good)
Searing a chuck roast on the stove A bubbling pot roast fresh out of the oven, with onions, carrots, and potatoes Pot roast plated over egg noodles
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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How it started vs how it's going
A Minecraft screenshot, I'm using a happy ghast to carry a villager in a boat up into the sky for the star trader achievement A screenshot showing I obtained the star trader achievement A screenshot of me asking how to detach a boat from a ghast A screenshot of the ghast carrying the villager away because I didn't know how to detach the boat
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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DON'T WEAR YOUR GLASSES IN A SAUNA
MY GLASSES MELTED IN THE SAUNA one of the coatings warped and now there's visible lines running across the glass
October 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I went to ikea yesterday and had meatballs and a gay little slice of cake
Plate of food from IKEA, Swedish meatballs and a slice of cake with rainbow layers
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Have you ever had leftover bojangles in the fridge and an irresistible urge to turn it into chicken alfredo

It came out really fucking good actually
A picture of chicken alfredo made with bojangles chicken that I ripped off the bone cold out of the fridge. And one of the biscuits on the side.
October 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME TODAY
A screenshot of scrandle results, showing 2/10
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Forgot to post what the Sludge became. It's potato croquettes and green bean casserole
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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2?????? It's 2 now????????
Screenshot of the scrandle website, showing it now says scrandle 2
September 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Look at my Sludge boy
Bowl of mushroom soup and a block of loaded mashed potatoes about to go in the fridge. Tomorrow this will become a green bean casserole and potato croquettes, respectively
September 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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IM STEWPOSTING
Stage 1 of making my delicious sausage and vegetable stew, all the yummy vegetables are simmering in the pot Stage 2 of stew making, everything's cooking down and mingling :3 STAGE 3 MY DELICIOUS STEW SERVED OVER DITALINI. It's in a big mug bc my roommate moved out and took some of the bowls and I had less bowls available than I was used to
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Do you see it. Do you see the potential. I need to know what's for dinner
Picture of king harkinian from one of the Zelda CDi games
August 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Who out here gonna read my fortune with the raising canes arcana
Photo of a poster on the wall inside a raising cane's, it's art of a raising cane's themed tarot card
July 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Meme of vsauce Michael here, what if you were totally defenseless
July 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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DON'T LEAVE YOUR $10 CVS FLIP FLOPS IN THE TRUNK DURING THE HOTTEST WEEK OF THE YEAR
July 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Robot alchemic drive
June 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Solid snake...?
picture of solid snake metal gear
April 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Sure. Here u go
April 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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DOUBLE PISSBOY PACK???
Screenshot of pokemon pocket tcg, showing a pack that contained both a shiny riolu and shiny Lucario ex
April 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I'm posting the first half of this comm from @servalastray.bsky.social here because it's technically SFW and I really like the strip balatro joke lol
My fursona sitting at a table with a balatro game set out in front of him, one of the joker cards is a real banana. He's in his underwear and saying "psh, whatever. I'm still gonna win.", implying he's playing strip balatro
March 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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It's 2am and I'm losing my shit at my first pull of the new arceus pack in tcg pocket. Barboach city baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screenshot of a set of cards pulled in pokemon pocket tcg. The five cards are houndoom, heracross, barboach, barboach, and barboach
February 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM