Bitchard Pryor, Priestess of Awesome Sauce
@bitchardpryor.bsky.social
51 year old queer ACE mixed race intersex/trans disabled cranky rabblerouser and boatrocker. She/Her. Always try to be nice, but NEVER fail to be kind. Except to bigots. Never be kind to those who want to erase you.
Commissions by donation.
Commissions by donation.
Nailed it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Nailed it.
What does it mean when Legolas and Galadriel look at you with scorn and disdain?
It means you have Low Elf-Esteem.
Alright who threw that tomato?
It means you have Low Elf-Esteem.
Alright who threw that tomato?
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What does it mean when Legolas and Galadriel look at you with scorn and disdain?
It means you have Low Elf-Esteem.
Alright who threw that tomato?
It means you have Low Elf-Esteem.
Alright who threw that tomato?
Scrolling through a folder with every NDS rom ever made and found multiple Nintendogs games.
Which I can never play because I'm still traumatized by my dead Tomagatchi.
Which I can never play because I'm still traumatized by my dead Tomagatchi.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Scrolling through a folder with every NDS rom ever made and found multiple Nintendogs games.
Which I can never play because I'm still traumatized by my dead Tomagatchi.
Which I can never play because I'm still traumatized by my dead Tomagatchi.
The ultimate proof that MAGAts are utter morons is how many of them paid Trump $500 for a phone my 7-11 sells as a disposable smartphone for under $100.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The ultimate proof that MAGAts are utter morons is how many of them paid Trump $500 for a phone my 7-11 sells as a disposable smartphone for under $100.
Bugs is non bunnary thank you.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Bugs is non bunnary thank you.
All my love to the people of Hong Kong right now, and my hopes that the body count doesn't rise any further.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
All my love to the people of Hong Kong right now, and my hopes that the body count doesn't rise any further.
Yes, this.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Yes, this.
Internet trolls try to tell me they'd totally have known I'm trans by looking at me, even if I didn't openly state it. I know this is bullshit, because most men I meet in meatspace treat me exactly like they treat cis women; with condescension and treating me like I'm helpless without them.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Internet trolls try to tell me they'd totally have known I'm trans by looking at me, even if I didn't openly state it. I know this is bullshit, because most men I meet in meatspace treat me exactly like they treat cis women; with condescension and treating me like I'm helpless without them.
Ain't none of this dumbfucks honest.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ain't none of this dumbfucks honest.
I propose that Trump Derangement Syndrome actually be added to the DSM-V, but with a different definition; TDS is a condition where, no matter how much proof one is shown that Trump is a liar, a criminal and a pedophile, the patient is incapable of not worshipping him.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I propose that Trump Derangement Syndrome actually be added to the DSM-V, but with a different definition; TDS is a condition where, no matter how much proof one is shown that Trump is a liar, a criminal and a pedophile, the patient is incapable of not worshipping him.
Invictus Maneo
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Invictus Maneo
Happy Fake Holiday Invented By A Poultry Farm to Sell Turkeys by Whitewashing Genocide Day!
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Fake Holiday Invented By A Poultry Farm to Sell Turkeys by Whitewashing Genocide Day!
Yank Thanksgiving is over. Guess it's time to dust off my playbook for calling out idiotic defenses of "Baby It's Cold Outside".
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yank Thanksgiving is over. Guess it's time to dust off my playbook for calling out idiotic defenses of "Baby It's Cold Outside".
I have coined the perfect stealth insult for TERFs; "Bipedal BSE Cells."
Google BSE to bypass the stealth.
Google BSE to bypass the stealth.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I have coined the perfect stealth insult for TERFs; "Bipedal BSE Cells."
Google BSE to bypass the stealth.
Google BSE to bypass the stealth.
