The Dogberry
@bit.parts
Christopher Ambler. I help run a domain registrar. Worldcon nerd crew. Seattleite. Burner. Likes progressive rock. Hates kale. Has correct use of a semicolon in my dating profile. My cat thinks I’m cool.
https://bit.parts
https://bit.parts
Ah, I recognize Claude’s UI anywhere.
Not saying good or bad; or am I?
Not saying good or bad; or am I?
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Ah, I recognize Claude’s UI anywhere.
Not saying good or bad; or am I?
Not saying good or bad; or am I?
Did it involve any radioactive elements or peanut butter?
January 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Did it involve any radioactive elements or peanut butter?
I once had an endoscopy that nicked me on the way out. They didn’t notice.
24 hours later, I had bled two units into my stomach before I did a Wes Craven into the sink.
By the time I got to the ER, they said I had about 30 minutes before I was bled “in” enough to just slip away.
24 hours later, I had bled two units into my stomach before I did a Wes Craven into the sink.
By the time I got to the ER, they said I had about 30 minutes before I was bled “in” enough to just slip away.
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I once had an endoscopy that nicked me on the way out. They didn’t notice.
24 hours later, I had bled two units into my stomach before I did a Wes Craven into the sink.
By the time I got to the ER, they said I had about 30 minutes before I was bled “in” enough to just slip away.
24 hours later, I had bled two units into my stomach before I did a Wes Craven into the sink.
By the time I got to the ER, they said I had about 30 minutes before I was bled “in” enough to just slip away.
Pity it can’t happen.
An SCA member tried decades ago and was shut down by solid precedent.
Pity, really.
An SCA member tried decades ago and was shut down by solid precedent.
Pity, really.
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Pity it can’t happen.
An SCA member tried decades ago and was shut down by solid precedent.
Pity, really.
An SCA member tried decades ago and was shut down by solid precedent.
Pity, really.
Guess I’m not naming my startup “Bilbo’s Ass.”
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Guess I’m not naming my startup “Bilbo’s Ass.”
I put a full disclosure on all my work output when I use an LLM.
“This document was written by a human with LLM assistance. It has been proofread thoroughly and I stand by its content.”
“This document was written by a human with LLM assistance. It has been proofread thoroughly and I stand by its content.”
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I put a full disclosure on all my work output when I use an LLM.
“This document was written by a human with LLM assistance. It has been proofread thoroughly and I stand by its content.”
“This document was written by a human with LLM assistance. It has been proofread thoroughly and I stand by its content.”
I expected a typical slip, using the right word: “coronation.”
December 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I expected a typical slip, using the right word: “coronation.”
That’s why I put H in parens. Same here.
I’ve done a LOT of learning on it.
I’ve done a LOT of learning on it.
December 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
That’s why I put H in parens. Same here.
I’ve done a LOT of learning on it.
I’ve done a LOT of learning on it.
The pharmacology of stimulants on AD(H)D brain wiring is fascinating.
Better living through chemistry.
Better living through chemistry.
December 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The pharmacology of stimulants on AD(H)D brain wiring is fascinating.
Better living through chemistry.
Better living through chemistry.
I wrote code. I'm going to say that counts, so now I get that meal, right?
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I wrote code. I'm going to say that counts, so now I get that meal, right?
Oh, I don't *like* her. I just think that she's hot. Purely from a typical male hormonal standpoint. Replace her brain with one of a astrophysics PhD and I'd be happy.
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Oh, I don't *like* her. I just think that she's hot. Purely from a typical male hormonal standpoint. Replace her brain with one of a astrophysics PhD and I'd be happy.
What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose?
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose?
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
Depends. Imperial or metric?
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Depends. Imperial or metric?
What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose?
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose?
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere.
But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem.
Im going to hell for thinking that Pam Bondi is attractive, aren’t I?
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Im going to hell for thinking that Pam Bondi is attractive, aren’t I?
If you take the biblical description of what was going on at the time, late August or early September match. April does not. Nor does December. Their book, but nature’s rules.
December 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If you take the biblical description of what was going on at the time, late August or early September match. April does not. Nor does December. Their book, but nature’s rules.
His birthday is in September, and you know that.
December 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
His birthday is in September, and you know that.
Dear LLM ‘o mine -
Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.
Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Dear LLM ‘o mine -
Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.
Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.