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Bishop Robber Baron
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The True, the Good, and the One Big Beautiful Bill
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Friends, the gilded ballroom offers us a foretaste of heaven, where the dance of Trinitarian love will gleam in streets of gold and there will be no poor people
To paraphrase the great St. Augustine: without justice, what is an empire but a gang of thieves? This is why I commend Pam Bondi and the Department of Justice, who maintain such vigilant objectivity and integrity.
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Friends, I am proud to be criticized both from the right and the left, both by those who want to exterminate the homeless and those who want everyone to have healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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As a Catholic bishop, I would urge radical transparency in anything related to the sexual abuse of minors. Fortunately, Trump did nothing like that. Let’s focus instead on the decline of modernity starting with Duns Scotus
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
As a Catholic bishop, I would urge radical transparency in anything related to the sexual abuse of minors. Fortunately, Trump did nothing like that. Let’s focus instead on the decline of modernity starting with Duns Scotus
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Friends, I would be President of the USCCB—heck, I’d be Pope—if these voluntary celibates could only see the world more like the incels
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The Church has a preferential option for the poor—but who are the poor? Might they be a President with low approval ratings? Might they be the aspiring trillionaire getting wrecked by Joyce Carol Oates on their own website?
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Friends, join me on a European tour called the Via Pulchritudinis (“Way of Beauty”) where we’ll imbibe the glory of architectural marvels from the Foro Mussolini to Franco’s Arco de la Victoria!
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Friends, as a member of the Religious Liberty Commission I am watching the Body of Christ be denied to Catholic detainees, and inspired by the great twentieth-century Trappist Thomas Merton I am meeting this moment with the most powerful tool in the contemplative’s arsenal: silence.
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Friends, join me on a European tour called the Via Pulchritudinis (“Way of Beauty”) where we’ll imbibe the glory of architectural marvels from the Foro Mussolini to Franco’s Arco de la Victoria!
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Friends, I am proud to be criticized both from the right and the left, both by those who want to exterminate the homeless and those who want everyone to have healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Church has a preferential option for the poor—but who are the poor? Might they be a President with low approval ratings? Might they be the aspiring trillionaire getting wrecked by Joyce Carol Oates on their own website?
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Friends, the farmers and rural folks of my diocese of Winona-Rochester are thriving under the tariffs and trade wars. At least, I think they are—I’m usually traveling.
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If I know Jesus, he would rather be worshiped in a gorgeous cathedral than paraded in a desolate place among criminals
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I feel that maintaining open lines of communication and engaging in dialogue with Beelzebub constitute the most constructive way forward.
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Throughout the centuries, the great Christian martyrs have filled up the treasury of merit by their courageous witness. I’m thrilled to announce that you can now take up their mantle by purchasing the Word on Fire bitcoin, Crypt Currency™
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I have often said: lead with Beauty. Lead with Bach, lead with Dante’s great Commedia, lead with Chartres
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Friends, the so-called “woke” mob claims Trump is anti-democratic, but with the end of SNAP, the gutting of USAID, and the empowering of anti-vax ideas, countless souls will be enfranchised in what the great G.K. Chesterton called the democracy of the dead
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Friends, I am appalled by the notion that X is a “Nazi p*rn” app. It is simply a neutral tool of the New Evangelization, spreading the gospel through dewy-eyed AI girlfriends and the great modern-day apostle, Grok
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Congrats to the great Matt Fradd for turning St. Thomas Aquinas into a product worthy of the Daily Wire!
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Friends, I grew up a few miles from where the Broadview facility is now allegedly depriving people of food, water, and medical treatment. Since this falls outside my jurisdiction in Winona-Rochester, I will withhold comment. I want to talk today about the spiritual decline of Europe
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Friends, I am appalled by the notion that X is a “Nazi p*rn” app. It is simply a neutral tool of the New Evangelization, spreading the gospel through dewy-eyed AI girlfriends and the great modern-day apostle, Grok
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
To the ministers and people of faith being shot in the face with pepper balls and denied the freedom to pray outside ICE facilities, I would point to the Sermon on the Mount. Not the part about being persecuted, but the part about praying in your closet. Have you tried it?
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Throughout our nation there is a vast, aggressive bureaucratic apparatus comprising fellow Americans who get up every day and tear families apart. They are called teachers, and they are using pronouns without parental consent
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Jesus takes the side of the poor, of Lazarus, over against Dives. But politically, discerning the side of “Dives” is difficult and requires prudence
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Friends, Vice President Vance has made some remarks about Haitians and other immigrants that I may not agree with, but he has also done something far more significant, which is to bring theological Latin phrases into mainstream discourse
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM