Crispy Bird
@birdflaps.bsky.social
I spend about 90% of my free time making my kids their lunches for the next day.
It looks like if you took a pair of scissors to it, it would cut the scissors.
January 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
It looks like if you took a pair of scissors to it, it would cut the scissors.
It's hardly 'hidden'. Earlier this week your VP was criticising my UK government for trying to get CSAM generation removed from that idiot Musk's hellsite.
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
It's hardly 'hidden'. Earlier this week your VP was criticising my UK government for trying to get CSAM generation removed from that idiot Musk's hellsite.
I think you should get involved for sure. They might need a cool, #neversexed adult to talk to #teens about abstinence.
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I think you should get involved for sure. They might need a cool, #neversexed adult to talk to #teens about abstinence.
Can you get Muppets Take Manhattan on Disney+? I lost my DVD.
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can you get Muppets Take Manhattan on Disney+? I lost my DVD.
Trump will have it in about 2 weeks!
October 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Trump will have it in about 2 weeks!
English Premier League attendance?
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
English Premier League attendance?
So 40% are jobless scroungers just shitting kid after kid into our overcrowded dump of a country?
September 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
So 40% are jobless scroungers just shitting kid after kid into our overcrowded dump of a country?
And his base believe everything he says. I just took a look at the comments on Benny Johnson's Facebook page (which of course paints it as a great speech 'roasting globalists')
September 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
And his base believe everything he says. I just took a look at the comments on Benny Johnson's Facebook page (which of course paints it as a great speech 'roasting globalists')
(Just to clarify I mean this in a nice way, but I don't have the linguistic skills to explain it)
September 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
(Just to clarify I mean this in a nice way, but I don't have the linguistic skills to explain it)
To be honest, we'd expect it. It's the kind of energy you give off.
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
To be honest, we'd expect it. It's the kind of energy you give off.
As a UK Catholic, not much baffles me more than seeing these very conservative US Catholics pop up. It's like a totally different worldview.
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
As a UK Catholic, not much baffles me more than seeing these very conservative US Catholics pop up. It's like a totally different worldview.
Don't underestimate the ability of mainstream Dems to completely abandon progressive and/or younger voters.
September 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Don't underestimate the ability of mainstream Dems to completely abandon progressive and/or younger voters.
Nice! We've been asked repeatedly for 'Crafting Table' lunchtimes (think it's a Minecraft thing) which basically involves making things as cube-like as possible and serving it all on a wooden board.
August 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Nice! We've been asked repeatedly for 'Crafting Table' lunchtimes (think it's a Minecraft thing) which basically involves making things as cube-like as possible and serving it all on a wooden board.