Cole the Magpie 🔜 ANE
@birdbro.bsky.social
lit magpie • ghey • M • 26 • coding • doodling • learning languages • shitposting • 🔞 • 🐦⬛ 🌱 💙
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It is Winter :>
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It is Winter :>
Me asking for bacon on my cheesesteak
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me asking for bacon on my cheesesteak
I built a TV stand
Shoutout to Kevin Perjurer for releasing that four-hour-long video about Disney’s living character initiative that kept me company during the build
Shoutout to Kevin Perjurer for releasing that four-hour-long video about Disney’s living character initiative that kept me company during the build
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I built a TV stand
Shoutout to Kevin Perjurer for releasing that four-hour-long video about Disney’s living character initiative that kept me company during the build
Shoutout to Kevin Perjurer for releasing that four-hour-long video about Disney’s living character initiative that kept me company during the build
This is the kinda shit I write in my “Funny Ideas” list on my Notes app at 3 am while lit, what reality are we even living in at this point
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This is the kinda shit I write in my “Funny Ideas” list on my Notes app at 3 am while lit, what reality are we even living in at this point
Found @thesunsugar.bsky.social at PATS!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Found @thesunsugar.bsky.social at PATS!!!
Philadelphia during the holidays is lit
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Philadelphia during the holidays is lit
Made this poster highlighting the artists I scrobbled the most this year!
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Made this poster highlighting the artists I scrobbled the most this year!
Bluesky: Spotify bad
Me: ok *cancels subscription*
Six months later
Bluesky: *Shows me everyone’s Spotify wrapped*
Me:
Me: ok *cancels subscription*
Six months later
Bluesky: *Shows me everyone’s Spotify wrapped*
Me:
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bluesky: Spotify bad
Me: ok *cancels subscription*
Six months later
Bluesky: *Shows me everyone’s Spotify wrapped*
Me:
Me: ok *cancels subscription*
Six months later
Bluesky: *Shows me everyone’s Spotify wrapped*
Me:
It’s a crime that “lit” isn’t on here
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It’s a crime that “lit” isn’t on here
Doug may not have much rewatch value for adults but there’s something about it that’s still kind of endearing to me. If a well-meaning but dorky kid who dresses like the guidance counselor from Bob’s Burgers can be the hero of his own story, then what’s stopping any of us from the same?
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Doug may not have much rewatch value for adults but there’s something about it that’s still kind of endearing to me. If a well-meaning but dorky kid who dresses like the guidance counselor from Bob’s Burgers can be the hero of his own story, then what’s stopping any of us from the same?
Let my tamagotchi play with a radioactive clump of chronic today.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Let my tamagotchi play with a radioactive clump of chronic today.
I could’ve fixed him
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I could’ve fixed him
I love that people assume Jimmy from Scary Godmother’s last name is “Brando” now because of an ancient shitpost fan wiki that equated him to Dio Brando. Deserved tbh.
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I love that people assume Jimmy from Scary Godmother’s last name is “Brando” now because of an ancient shitpost fan wiki that equated him to Dio Brando. Deserved tbh.
Happy Halloween!!!
Let’s paint some happy little trees 🌳
Let’s paint some happy little trees 🌳
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Happy Halloween!!!
Let’s paint some happy little trees 🌳
Let’s paint some happy little trees 🌳
Eight year old me is so excited rn :>
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Eight year old me is so excited rn :>
Conveyor belt sushi
October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Conveyor belt sushi
Scary Godmother is a stand user, confirmed
October 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Scary Godmother is a stand user, confirmed
This is my creature btw. It’s pronounced “Peanut.”
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is my creature btw. It’s pronounced “Peanut.”
Ran into a girl with this Daria backpack during my lunch break today
October 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ran into a girl with this Daria backpack during my lunch break today
Usagi’s crashing at my place now
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Usagi’s crashing at my place now
RIP to Jane Goodall, she was a real one 😢 (photo not mine, from www.facebook.com/share/p/1CP3...)
October 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
RIP to Jane Goodall, she was a real one 😢 (photo not mine, from www.facebook.com/share/p/1CP3...)