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21 | she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | pfp by @slushieverses.bsky.social | dumbass fennec fox | some posts may be suggestive | HRT 11/1/2024
me and my homunculi (I'm at the bottom)
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
pet play but I'm a rabid dog and I'm biting people so I need to be put down (with a nerf gun)
September 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
how come I see everyone getting army recruiter texts but I never do?

they don't want me fr 💔
September 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
petting my homunculus
September 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
handle... and gristle... never would be... murderers... if they hadn't.... been consumed by greed and... ear en the... candy house...

such is the life of... a drugs
September 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
if humpy dumpy didn't sit on that wall... he'd still be alive today... but why live a boar ing life of... safety... when you

enjoy life with risks......

follow for more deep philosophy and yaoi ratings
September 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
feeling philosophical today, pondering my glass orb...
you would have think ed that the fifth little monkey would've learnt... when the fourth fell and bumped his head... but no the fifth monk ey didn't...
September 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
you would have think ed that the fifth little monkey would've learnt... when the fourth fell and bumped his head... but no the fifth monk ey didn't...
September 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Forms for September commissions are open! I'll only be doing sketch/experimental comms this time around!🍃

NOT first come first serve, forms will be open until the end of this weekend!

Price ranging from $50-100+ depending on complexity
One form per person, please!
Form below 🔽
September 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
wiping in the pitch black with only my phone as illumination ama
August 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
the previous Gmod sesh was destroyed by the absolute peak of the 16 hour session I had yesterday holy SHIT
July 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Gmod sesh so legendary it lasted from 2am to 10am
June 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
is it normal to feel bad cutting up spam mail and feeling sad when you see some old guy on the letter

I keep getting insurance ads and when I open it and see the picture of some old dude's face I get kinda sad and don't wanna cut the mail up :(
June 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
June 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
it's gay month
June 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
bought some new aviators this is a real pic of me wearing them
May 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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For those curious, you can run the Powershell command

Disable-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall" -Remove

to remove this.

Get-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall"

lets you check the status of the feature on your computer.
April 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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the great unknown
May 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
may or may not have a date planned in a week 👉👈
May 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I think it's really funny how many electric cars have music coming from them when they drive cuz you can't hear them 😭
May 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
May 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Passing this on as I am in 1,000,000,000-%!
May 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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May 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM