clay higgins, you should look him up, classy guy

strongly recommend reading clay higgins' wikipedia page btw, it is fucking hilarious top to bottom

owner of my last job (and my first out of college) brought in a huge tub of leftover paella around when i started.

i didn't know not to microwave fish, and nobody wanted to tell me because they didn't want to have to dump food their boss made.

horrible time all around

what topic, big dog

if they took that oath seriously, they would have done what hodgson did

He tried to lie to the arresting officers about where he worked so Border Patrol supervisor wouldn't find out. We won't know if he would actually have been fired, though, because he went off and overdosed. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...

could be eggs

chat, i think i might have hardcore fumbled this one

i then went and shared this with my coworkers before i realized that he's called Tugjob because his initials are TJ. this also happens to be my name

holy shit, you're serious

rotating pope

dawg it's been like a week