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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3

tj, any pronouns
clay higgins, you should look him up, classy guy
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
strongly recommend reading clay higgins' wikipedia page btw, it is fucking hilarious top to bottom
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
owner of my last job (and my first out of college) brought in a huge tub of leftover paella around when i started.

i didn't know not to microwave fish, and nobody wanted to tell me because they didn't want to have to dump food their boss made.

horrible time all around
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
what topic, big dog
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
if they took that oath seriously, they would have done what hodgson did
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Reposted by binp
He tried to lie to the arresting officers about where he worked so Border Patrol supervisor wouldn't find out. We won't know if he would actually have been fired, though, because he went off and overdosed. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
could be eggs
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
chat, i think i might have hardcore fumbled this one
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
i then went and shared this with my coworkers before i realized that he's called Tugjob because his initials are TJ. this also happens to be my name
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
holy shit, you're serious
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
rotating pope
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
dawg it's been like a week
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM