Just in case anybody was tempted to watch the wildcard games MLB put 2 of the 4 games over the next several days smack dab in the middle of the day when everyone is working. This stuff is not that hard MLB.

I looked it up this morning to see if the Prime Directive allows for intervention in cases the civilization is about to destroy itself. Unfortunately it doesn't, & there doesn't seem to be any loopholes. Good luck everyone!

My 4 year old daughter Ava this morning complaining about her imaginary husband & how he wasn't living up to expectations. He apparently dropped the ball at some level based on the description she gave me of the problems she made up. Good luck future son-in-law.

My son advising his younger sister this morning. "Only raise the roof when you're feeling excited"

My son is losing his shit right now because 0 - # = -#. He's completely caught off guard by this type of math. Upstairs yelling at mom right now that this isn't ok.