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Annie
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I know entirely too much about space toilets for someone who doesn’t work in aerospace.
FavHuman was greeted with another short growl, and then immediately had a shadow the moment the oven clicked on until we went to bed.

Goodnight!
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
YOU WERE READING. Isn’t that enough?!?
December 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
HE DID IT MULTIPLE TIMES. Once FavHuman was done cooking, Angry Dog trotted behind him hoping for a bite.
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Found a community dog park near home. We swung by, my expectations extremely low.

An over-enthusiastic young dog charged the fence and slid into a play bow. Angry Dog became a pancake.

I told him how good he did and we got back in the car.
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We ended up at Home Depot. He got oooh’d and aww’d over, but it didn’t take long until his body language was screaming “GET ME OUT OF HERE”.
December 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We’re going to Home Depot — I don’t think he’ll enjoy it as much! 😂
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Angry Dog is insisting on a car ride.

How do I know? He won’t go back in the gate and also won’t walk away from the house.
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
FavHuman returns from morning errands to the tiniest of growls.

I settle in for a nap on the couch while he cooks himself lunch. Next thing I know Angry Dog is CLIMBING ON TOP OF ME.

Not sure if he’s trying to share his excitement or herd me into the kitchen, but I’m not moving.
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
FavHuman has left for the gym by the time I actually get out of bed.

Angry Dog waters a bush, I make coffee and settle in for phototherapy.
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Two fries later and mild excitement later, all three of us are in the bed.

But only two of us are properly on the bed.

Good night, I guess?
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
After side-eyeing FavHuman, Angry Dog follows me into the bedroom and hops up on the bed. He stays there until he decides that someone needs to keep an eye on FavHuman.

(Apparently FavHuman laughed too hard at YouTube comments.)
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
We had another small victory when FavHuman returned home from work: no growling! At all!

I tell FavHuman that I think Angry Dog is getting better.

FavHuman thinks it’s because I was petting Angry Dog.

Angry Dog sniffs in the general direction of FavHuman’s fast food bag. He did get a fry.
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Our evening walk had us solidly pointed away from the cemetery. Angry Dog doesn’t seem keen on the alley, but it avoids all of the neighborhood dogs.

Honestly I’d rather deal with the (potential) ghosts.
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Teeny tiny victory when FavHuman returned from morning errands: the shortest of growls.

I heard the car and slid onto the floor to pet Angry Dog before the door opened. It seems to have helped.

The goal is no growling, but I’m not convinced we’ll get there during this stay.
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
After watering a bush, we return to bed. At first Angry Dog is between the humans and the three of us coexist on the bed.

A few minutes later, FavHuman gets up and I joke that Angry Dog pushed him out of the bed.

“Something like that.”

The dog is fully on his side of the bed, stretched out.
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Bedtime!

FavHuman retired first, which meant I got to coax an unsure Angry Dog into the bedroom. After appraising the situation on the bed, Angry Dog has opted for the nest of blankets on the floor.
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Cooking has resumed. Angry Dog has started to pace between the kitchen doorway and the couch.

I have appeased him with a bully stick.
December 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Me, singsongy: “Angry Dog”

Tail wag.

FavHuman, copying me: “Angry Dog”

Tail stops, stares at FavHuman.

Me, trying again: “Angry Dog”

Tail wag.

FavHuman, in vain: “Angry Dog”

Tail stops, still staring.

FavHuman: “See? He doesn’t like me imitating you.”
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ok now I’m glad mine at least waited until I peeled them. 😂
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I had a dog that LOVED clementines. Could not peel one without him finding me and politely begging for a piece.
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Cooking has come to a pause (blame the football game), so Angry Dog has lost interest.

I think I hear him lightly snoring. Being with the other dogs must have been exhausting.
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Favorite Human was greeted by quiet indifference (PROGRESS!) while Angry Dog made sure he still had food and water.

The gas stove clicked on and Angry Dog appears in the kitchen, much to the amusement of FavHuman.

I show FavHuman the new Angry Dog approved treats in case he doesn’t want to share.
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM