Billy the Child
@billytc.bsky.social
purveyor of assorted smoky flavors
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What's with all the screaming?
Jonathan Coulton - Skullcrusher Mountain
YouTube video by EquationofSound
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
What's with all the screaming?
I'm posting this because I sing "treats from the jaaaar" when my dog comes back from going potty.
Cypress Hill - Hits from the Bong (Official Audio)
YouTube video by CypressHillVEVO
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I'm posting this because I sing "treats from the jaaaar" when my dog comes back from going potty.
This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be like if I was in charge. Or DC, whatever you fucken nerds.
Aquaman's Lament
YouTube video by Mark Aaron James - Topic
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be like if I was in charge. Or DC, whatever you fucken nerds.
You guys wanna see my snowbanks? My long, girthy snowbanks? I shoveled them hard today. So hard.
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
You guys wanna see my snowbanks? My long, girthy snowbanks? I shoveled them hard today. So hard.
Weird Reflections, the title of my life story but mostly what just happened in the windows of my house when a random car passed by.
January 21, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Weird Reflections, the title of my life story but mostly what just happened in the windows of my house when a random car passed by.
I don't log on here much but I've never logged on to lie.
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I don't log on here much but I've never logged on to lie.
I currently have a sheet of lotioned tissue paper in my ass crack because I have a rash and they confiscated my usual butt cream after the fire. Am I sharing too much?
January 21, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I currently have a sheet of lotioned tissue paper in my ass crack because I have a rash and they confiscated my usual butt cream after the fire. Am I sharing too much?
Lately I've been really into music mashups. "Who cares?" you ask. Go fuck yourself, that's who.
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Lately I've been really into music mashups. "Who cares?" you ask. Go fuck yourself, that's who.
Ok I've thought about it for awhile and I'm ready to call it. Chances his dad wrote this song and not him are 99.999%.
Fun story time. I met Jakob Dylan the summer after senior year at a party I went to with my gf, her best friend and her boyfriend (Jakob's cousin). He was a couple years older but seemed cool. The only problem was he had better clothes than me and a better car. Fuck that douche.
The Wallflowers – One Headlight
YouTube video by Kep Mersens
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Ok I've thought about it for awhile and I'm ready to call it. Chances his dad wrote this song and not him are 99.999%.
See this is why I deactivate I can't shut the fuck up
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
See this is why I deactivate I can't shut the fuck up
I was never on myspace, in case anyone is torturing themselves trying to place me. Just icq and aol online.
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I was never on myspace, in case anyone is torturing themselves trying to place me. Just icq and aol online.
Might fuck around and make some movie magic.
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Might fuck around and make some movie magic.
The bad thing about remodeling your house that no one talks about is the loss of places to hide your various nicotine products.
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The bad thing about remodeling your house that no one talks about is the loss of places to hide your various nicotine products.
My gums are receding. I don't wanna talk about it.
January 21, 2026 at 12:55 AM
My gums are receding. I don't wanna talk about it.
Sometimes I wish someone would give me encouragement on social media. I can't text this shit to my friends and family. I've tried, they get upset.
January 21, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Sometimes I wish someone would give me encouragement on social media. I can't text this shit to my friends and family. I've tried, they get upset.
Splooging wisdom all over your braincrack.
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Splooging wisdom all over your braincrack.
I'm free tonight, who wants to roleplay ICQ and cyber?
January 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I'm free tonight, who wants to roleplay ICQ and cyber?
I always eventually make a fool of myself. Better here where we're all fools.
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I always eventually make a fool of myself. Better here where we're all fools.
I'm going through something. I know no one cares, I'm just documenting.
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I'm going through something. I know no one cares, I'm just documenting.
Ok so I keep thinking I just need to listen to this song on repeat until I'm sick of it, you know, but I've been listening to this song since 1982.
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Ok so I keep thinking I just need to listen to this song on repeat until I'm sick of it, you know, but I've been listening to this song since 1982.
4 likes 7 months ago. You people have reading comprehension problems.
Only You by Yazoo blares over the compound's PA system as we slow dance among the bright orange embers racing through the soft blue glow of the bug zappers. Our guns lay on the ground at our feet and all the prisoners are escaping into the jungle inferno, but we're too in love to even care.
Yazoo - Only You (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Young Pilgrim Music
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
4 likes 7 months ago. You people have reading comprehension problems.
When I come around
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
When I come around
Yippee-ki-yay motherfuckers
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yippee-ki-yay motherfuckers
Bucket list: I've never been to court when I wasn't the defendant.
September 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Bucket list: I've never been to court when I wasn't the defendant.
I used to find the most interesting women in the world effortlessly, but now I don't. To be honest I kinda can't help but blame my wife.
September 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I used to find the most interesting women in the world effortlessly, but now I don't. To be honest I kinda can't help but blame my wife.