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"We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should."
Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut
This trifecta was yesterday at the drive through. Just getting a coke and McMuffin to kill a hangover, and I get assaulted with this
December 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This trifecta was yesterday at the drive through. Just getting a coke and McMuffin to kill a hangover, and I get assaulted with this
I took this this morning at the McDonald's drive through. 'Merca in three bumper stickers.
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I took this this morning at the McDonald's drive through. 'Merca in three bumper stickers.
Difficult to believe that some of these motherfuckers aren't vampires or some sort of demons.
Seriously, dont tell me you haven't thought the same thing.
Creepy AF
Seriously, dont tell me you haven't thought the same thing.
Creepy AF
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Difficult to believe that some of these motherfuckers aren't vampires or some sort of demons.
Seriously, dont tell me you haven't thought the same thing.
Creepy AF
Seriously, dont tell me you haven't thought the same thing.
Creepy AF
For fuck's sake
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
For fuck's sake
Did you say Zumba or Zubaz? Anyway, if you ain't fanny packin' you ain't tryin', so back off the baggage son.
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Did you say Zumba or Zubaz? Anyway, if you ain't fanny packin' you ain't tryin', so back off the baggage son.
But pieces of fuck like Phil Mickelson - who I am sure has suffered so much in his life due to immigration - are cool with all this.
Boy, that Saudi blood money sure makes folks forget what freedom actually costs.
#FuckPhilMickelson
Boy, that Saudi blood money sure makes folks forget what freedom actually costs.
#FuckPhilMickelson
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
But pieces of fuck like Phil Mickelson - who I am sure has suffered so much in his life due to immigration - are cool with all this.
Boy, that Saudi blood money sure makes folks forget what freedom actually costs.
#FuckPhilMickelson
Boy, that Saudi blood money sure makes folks forget what freedom actually costs.
#FuckPhilMickelson
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you're gonna tell me to fuck off, have the courage to leave your quote posts open. Weak
Every single member of the US Senate deserves to be ridden out of DC on a rail. They've failed this country repeatedly, at every opportunity, for over a decade. Schumer is a big part of that. Fuck him.
Every single member of the US Senate deserves to be ridden out of DC on a rail. They've failed this country repeatedly, at every opportunity, for over a decade. Schumer is a big part of that. Fuck him.
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you're gonna tell me to fuck off, have the courage to leave your quote posts open. Weak
Every single member of the US Senate deserves to be ridden out of DC on a rail. They've failed this country repeatedly, at every opportunity, for over a decade. Schumer is a big part of that. Fuck him.
Every single member of the US Senate deserves to be ridden out of DC on a rail. They've failed this country repeatedly, at every opportunity, for over a decade. Schumer is a big part of that. Fuck him.
We're at least at 6" way out west here, kind of a lull right now before it's supposed to pick up again. This was at noon
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We're at least at 6" way out west here, kind of a lull right now before it's supposed to pick up again. This was at noon
That's cruel Ollie...this is after 8 straight hours so far, and it's not going to stop until tomorrow morning. 🥶😖
It was 55 and the grass was green three days ago
It was 55 and the grass was green three days ago
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
That's cruel Ollie...this is after 8 straight hours so far, and it's not going to stop until tomorrow morning. 🥶😖
It was 55 and the grass was green three days ago
It was 55 and the grass was green three days ago
La Jolla is magical.
Case in point, Dr Suess' home on the beach.
Case in point, Dr Suess' home on the beach.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
La Jolla is magical.
Case in point, Dr Suess' home on the beach.
Case in point, Dr Suess' home on the beach.
Here's the second paragraph. To have his name equated with that trollop made me shake with outrage. Then I realized these people aren't real, they just exist online to illicit reaction.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Here's the second paragraph. To have his name equated with that trollop made me shake with outrage. Then I realized these people aren't real, they just exist online to illicit reaction.
This may be the most heinous and offensive fucking paragraph I've ever read.
If by chance I ever meet Colby Hall in person, he better be faster than I am.
If by chance I ever meet Colby Hall in person, he better be faster than I am.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This may be the most heinous and offensive fucking paragraph I've ever read.
If by chance I ever meet Colby Hall in person, he better be faster than I am.
If by chance I ever meet Colby Hall in person, he better be faster than I am.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I picked this book up at the airport before a flight, and it's about exactly what you're talking about. Good read, not a pretty picture.
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I picked this book up at the airport before a flight, and it's about exactly what you're talking about. Good read, not a pretty picture.
Wife and I made 3 dozen homemade cinnamon rolls for the first time ever, because what the hell else is there to do.
Damn, these are good, and my house smells better than yours 🤣😉
Damn, these are good, and my house smells better than yours 🤣😉
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wife and I made 3 dozen homemade cinnamon rolls for the first time ever, because what the hell else is there to do.
Damn, these are good, and my house smells better than yours 🤣😉
Damn, these are good, and my house smells better than yours 🤣😉
Beautiful girl, he's a goof and a half
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Beautiful girl, he's a goof and a half
Your honor, I'd like to introduce the prosecution's first and only exhibit with the court's approval.
Before you is Exhibit A, proving beyond any reasonable doubt that the society in question before the court was indeed beyond redemption and full well deserved whatever it fucking got in the end.
Before you is Exhibit A, proving beyond any reasonable doubt that the society in question before the court was indeed beyond redemption and full well deserved whatever it fucking got in the end.
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Your honor, I'd like to introduce the prosecution's first and only exhibit with the court's approval.
Before you is Exhibit A, proving beyond any reasonable doubt that the society in question before the court was indeed beyond redemption and full well deserved whatever it fucking got in the end.
Before you is Exhibit A, proving beyond any reasonable doubt that the society in question before the court was indeed beyond redemption and full well deserved whatever it fucking got in the end.
Dean Wormer's wife should really sober up for at least 20 minutes a day before lunch.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Dean Wormer's wife should really sober up for at least 20 minutes a day before lunch.
They're too greedy and too stupid to keep the planes in the air people.
You're nuts if you're flying right now unless you absolutely have to.
You're nuts if you're flying right now unless you absolutely have to.
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
They're too greedy and too stupid to keep the planes in the air people.
You're nuts if you're flying right now unless you absolutely have to.
You're nuts if you're flying right now unless you absolutely have to.