I think his cards will be variants on this:

Did you ever stretch to this back in the day? Another intriguing bottle.

Such a tough guy! Doesn't need to use the handrail to get up all those steps!!
He would make it to the top of Skellig Michael, no problem.
Probably wouldn't be able to get back down, though!

What a lovely face! I'm sure she is a lovely person too. But beware. Someone tried to scam me on Bluesky using this photo. Being recently widowed, this really upset me.

PSA from USF - No, not the University of South Florida, but the United States of Fiction:
Absolutely right. 🤣 But we shouldn't really be laughing, should we? This is way too serious.

Can you believe this?

I hope she translated his statement as follows: "This fucking bozo has just said the United States and Italy have been friends since the days of the Roman Empire."
I cannot believe he actually said that. I'll forgive his ignorance of the history of the Unification of Italy, but WORLD WAR II????

Nice to see he had the shit cleaned off his pants!

This should be a free kick; shouldn't it? Handball! Happens a lot. #NUFC