kids these days don't remember begging for invite codes and not knowing if you were tight enough with someone to ask for a code

I "shoot" to "skeets" all the time and you don't see me bragging about it

the main problem with bluesky is that there aren't enough dumbfucks on here yet we gotta screenshot twitter to get our dunks in and it kind of weakens it

explaining to the CIA that I have explosives under my clothes not because I'm a suicide bomber but because I'm a black market bomb salesman

“My chain, My pants, My pants with the chain” a$ap rocky demonstrating understanding of intersectional analysis. You see the pants and chain both have their own drip but the pants and chain together provide a unique drip that is different from what each item by its own bring. In this essay I will…

Saw ppl posting selfies

we’re barack

my bluesky page is so barron but jesus christ dude twitter makes me so fucking mad

ive been trying to follow more ppl on bluesky but my feed still feels super bare bones cos a lot of people i followed on twitter who have bluesky accs dont seem to be very active here, in other words give me cool accs to follow

I think i skeeted myself