Oh, and bananas are about 19 cents each or 59 cents a pound at my local supermarket. But aren’t strawberries sexier?

I should have made clear: when I made this post the T-shirts still had not been folded. Two hours later.

(Is that what we are? Heaters? Or reheaters?) I think I’ve managed to elude the worst and most toxic ones.
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* I mean, of course, in the past 20 years or so Connor’s already become a pretty common name, I have a co-worker with a son named Connor
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reading “GET IN LOSER, WE’RE GOING TO THE COTTAGE,” they should say “GET IN ASSHOLE” because they call each other that multiple times in the show. #HeatedRivalry
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KERMIT: You know, Hudson, you’re kind of a change for us on this show. Most of our guest stars haven’t had big roles where they’re so (gulp) naked.
HUDSON: Well, haven’t you been acting, singing and dancing naked for years?
KERMIT: Surely that’s different. I’m a frog.
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Something tells me I should watch Drop Dead Fred 👀

Now a warning…

…well, I guess I don’t actually have one, I just needed to say the next line. Happy birthday ❤️