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Bill Krystal
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put your clothes back on. were going to talk about the 36 lessons of vivec
That's disgusting. Dress yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
finally heard a chappell roan song for the first time on the peloton this morning. that shit is like the wiggles for white women who've had their hearts broken by gay guys
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You better chill out before I hit your ass with the 🦃 react
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm 35 and I Hate My Eurorack Modular Synthesizer has been cancelled after only 3 episodes
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
this is how i reply in my head any time i read one of your posts
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
shut the fuck up dilroy
Hmm. Is that all true? That is a very interesting ring. It is part of the story of Nerevar, the ring Moon-and-Star, that none may wear but Nerevar himself. You should talk to Ashkhan Kaushad. The ashkhan is very curious about this outlander who claims to be the Nerevarine.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
‪they're calling him Washed Kar Wai. Shanghai Blossoms, which sits somewhere tonally between NCIS and Peaky Blinders. director Wong Kar Wai is now Washed, because his show has bad music on Criterion
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
there are so many beautiful things in this world: oracle, sap, syspro, epicor, dynamics, made2manage, odoo, acumatica, infor, fishbowl
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
just put the fries in the bag bro
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
posts have slowed down because this isn't really happening anymore
i am doing one million posts in one million days to raise awareness for when the peloton bike seat makes your penis numb and you get scared
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
>be me
>jean-michel jarre
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
couple of years ago i trained myself to start writing the little foot on the bottom of my lowercase T and since then my net worth has tripled. im not saying theyre connected but im not saying they arent
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
he asked "what on the menu is gluten free" and the server responded "its all good to eat!" she got your ass bro sit down
took my sister and her boyfriend out for peking duck and they ordered pad thai. when asked if they wanted chicken or pork they responded "what would you recommend?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
took my sister and her boyfriend out for peking duck and they ordered pad thai. when asked if they wanted chicken or pork they responded "what would you recommend?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The type of shit I be on
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i am doing one million posts in one million days to raise awareness for when the peloton bike seat makes your penis numb and you get scared
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
nobodys writing lyrics this anymore, this is why bob dylans the Goat man
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
pemmican is actually soo good and civil war soldiers are just gatekeeping it
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
theres no such thing as a sadie hawkins dance. they some shit they invented for boy meets world
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
toejam and earl should have added a Third
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
nobody gets pussy at the grocery store anymore. those days in america are long gone
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
what the fuck was lenny kravitz's deal anyway? american woman? ok
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
the apple pay notification isnt enough for me, vending machines should give print out a really long receipt with my kitkat, except most people wouldnt want the receipt so vending machines would all be surrounded by big piles of receipt paper you would have to wade through
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM