Every time 47 talks about how huge Greenland is, I wonder if we could maybe show him a map that isn't a Mercator projection? Maybe he won't want it once he sees how teeny it really is?

Pete. He knows he's blocking your favorite sleeping spot, and he doesn't care. But you love him anyway ❤️ #caturday

Nope. None of them.

Pallette cleanser: You know those shocks you get when taking off your fleece in the winter time? They're little tiny lightning ⚡#physicsis4every1