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@bigturtle87.bsky.social
📍312 | foodie | 30+ ♈️| engineer| 🗣️ yapper
Unprofessional wrestler
Almond Joy advocate
Unprofessional wrestler
Almond Joy advocate
It looks like a Thwomp from Mario Bros 😂
September 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It looks like a Thwomp from Mario Bros 😂
Sending a lengthy voice note and halfway through you look down and realize it stopped recording a minute ago.
September 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sending a lengthy voice note and halfway through you look down and realize it stopped recording a minute ago.
“I liked the end of that one song Ninja”
September 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“I liked the end of that one song Ninja”
TAPS SIGN
September 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
TAPS SIGN
Almost every beat on this shit is the same, just sped up or slowed down 😂🗑️
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Almost every beat on this shit is the same, just sped up or slowed down 😂🗑️
When nectar gets smeared all over my face and head.
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
When nectar gets smeared all over my face and head.
Fiction novel by an author I like. It’s the 4th in a series of books centered around this Marine who be on these crazy missions.
September 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Fiction novel by an author I like. It’s the 4th in a series of books centered around this Marine who be on these crazy missions.
missionary + toe sucking
September 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
missionary + toe sucking
These stores really just increase prices while decreasing the volume of products. Make us scan and bag our own shit. Then have Esther waiting at the door to look at our receipt. How did we get here?
September 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
These stores really just increase prices while decreasing the volume of products. Make us scan and bag our own shit. Then have Esther waiting at the door to look at our receipt. How did we get here?
Please do not ask why
September 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Please do not ask why
😭😭😭😭😭 this is taking me out
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
😭😭😭😭😭 this is taking me out
Ever since I went to iOS 26, my handshake emoji will not stay Black. It goes back to Homer Simpson. Pissing me off 😡
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ever since I went to iOS 26, my handshake emoji will not stay Black. It goes back to Homer Simpson. Pissing me off 😡
What y’all on? Tsk tsk 🙂↔️
September 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What y’all on? Tsk tsk 🙂↔️
Tf I do? 😅
September 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Tf I do? 😅
Gonna ask who ever in the vicinity to come pull me off
September 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gonna ask who ever in the vicinity to come pull me off
This might get me left behind. Iono, I’m nervous
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This might get me left behind. Iono, I’m nervous
You took the wrong elevator ⬇️ 🌶️
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You took the wrong elevator ⬇️ 🌶️
Me explaining to the aliens after they asked why I got left behind in the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Me explaining to the aliens after they asked why I got left behind in the rapture
Ma’am…..
September 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ma’am…..