Can we just appreciate this small window of time where the Cowboys and the Chiefs are statistically the worst teams in the NFL?

Prediction: They’ll bring back Sobe Elements, but only as shitty ass hard seltzers.

We got an American pope before we got GTA 6

I’m guessing we’re about 3 weeks away from the grocery stores putting spider wraps on the egg cartons.

Between the ball crossing the 1st down line, and the reception on the one yard line that hit the ground, I bet these refs couldn’t even see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Every FB/IG reel is like “Only true emo kids from 2011 remember these songs” and then they play fucking Basket Case.

@tomgrossi.bsky.social Ref character in scripted this week is gonna have python arms from all the “Flag!”

Can someone please delete the DraftKings app from Clay Martin’s phone?

Quick recap of the Texans-Chiefs game so far:

This Packers-Eagles game is the only playoff game where the quarterbacks names make a Nazareth song.

@eve6.bsky.social what’s the best soul: Collective, Asylum, or Coughing?

Fun fact: the Las Vegas Raiders last win was on the same day as the Chicago White Sox last win.