My son always wants to talk about throwing Trump in jail and shooting him or whatever a 7year old thinks is punishment but we agreed that just forcing him to have a 70k salary and a decent two bedroom home and a moderately challenging job would be the most grievous torture for him.

No

No, it’s that they’re having so much fun chilling and partying it took their minds off the drive by. Wow I very seriously answered your question. I have friends

imagine if a real live parent said this to their loving, breathing child and what else it says about the vibes in that home.

This is a fake story

Also the idea that “coastal elites” have never met “real americans.” Ask one of these blue haired grad school graduatin book readers where they grew up and who their cousins/family are, I dare you

Maybe pay elder care people like humans and spend way less money

He wasn’t able to mobilize ICE to this level because he’s fucking Moriarty. He did it because both Republican and Democrats kept increasing ICE’s funding and bragging about their deportation numbers. The only disagreement they have is whether the agents should wear masks or not.

Is this a blessing in disguise? Lowering expectations to start the year, allowing us fans to give them the benefit of the doubt w a slowing start, positioning us for being healthy down the stretch?

And the Joe Jackson song “it’s all too much”