This is why I have a love/hate relationship with the John Oliver show. They've done phenomenal segments on S&F, Public Defense resources deficits, Forced Pleas, Juvenile Incarceration, and - this week - The Felony Murder Rule.

Always leaves me with a thought of "Brilliant! Where were you then?"

This is a depressing way to find out that fruit flies express emotion better than I do.

Goon in the Time of Cholera

He also used to show up to Teddy Roosevelt's White House and move all the furniture out of the oval so Pinchot and TR could wrestle and beat the crap out of each other.

Yes, thank you, menu writer.

I was operating under the assumption that my milkshake and triple bacon cheeseburger was somehow health food.

Let people enjoy a thing

After this much time having to do it, it's nice to get back to not praising anything about p*rtland.

I may never forgive this regime for taking away my beloved sportshate.

Santa Cruz has some merits to it, but I think Lansing wins on the back of Nerd Row, whatever the hell Horrocks is, and the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Frandor, where the strong are afraid, and the weak are killed and eaten.

Up to 102, right? Haven't been through to check the scoreboard in a few.

First off, Third Place exists.

Secondly, the weirdness contest depends on how you measure it. Portland is the most overtly and visibly weird. Scratch Seattle's surface, and its depth of weirdness is unmatched.

As far as Weirdness Density goes, neither one even remotely compares to Lansing, MI.

Amazing sign being held by a small child

They literally reignited the death match between Seattle and Portland over who can be weirder.

*Fremont and South Ballard enter the chat*

And if it can help you raise that number, this permanent 2L will gladly help with para work, getting coffee, guarding the office, or goon violence.

(Okay, not that last one. I was running out of things I'm good at.)

If there weren't tons of blue in "red" states, they wouldn't need to gerrymander.