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mathew
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tall pop fan and unserious hater with nice hair (nsfw)
toronto-ish
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Why was that emotional Survivor moment edited like this
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Not posting the full pic here because 1. I don’t want my last name on an account where I post dig and cog and 2. I don’t like my family LMAOOO … I competed on Family Feud this summer, and it’s airing in January! I can’t wait to see my gay a$$ on TV. They say the camera adds 10 chins 💖
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
One of my employees who took 3 days off after fucking a lot of things up and leaving me the mess is back today and messaged me “what did I miss?”
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The UN needs to advise on this crime against humanity.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Gonna be really brave for the rest of the week by refraining from commenting on how disgusting some of your holiday food looks
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The lashings at work just will not stop and I’m losing my will
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have to go to the office today
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Why Cynthia look legit as fuck in hers?
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Feeling anxious about selecting my favourite songs and albums of the year
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We’re seeing Wicked: For Good later in a packed cinema and all the seats around ours are empty so I can fard in peace
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Nothing works but of course Outlook and Teams are fine
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m giving up on a book
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Forgot to post this yesterday, can you ever forgive me?
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’ve only posted about pop music for several days straight
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
you
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Now I’m hitting the vape fiercely while listening to Afterglow which sorta kinda clears EUSEXUA……
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Can I. I-I-I. I-I I-I-I. Vanish In-To Youh.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I love when Rosalía sings in Japanese in Porcelana
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I will get cast on The Traitors Canada
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Today’s meeting w/ 2-hour drive each way cancelled on me but I’m not telling my manager that
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
idk, how’s this one
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don’t get tomorrow off work but I’m acting like it anyway
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It has snowed all day long
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sunday morning belly & bush
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM