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Andrew
@bigfatandrew.bsky.social
Please listen to my music. Look me up at musictoignore
I like Charles dickens cuz when I think I got it bad, he reminds me that I got it made
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just refinanced my mortgage. Living the dream
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My pubis could be in zztop #zzbottom
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why does Natasha beddingfield assume my window is dirty?
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Pro tip: in the winter, turn your window ac unit the other way and it'll heat your house real nice
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm going to find out my fetus's private parts in about an hour.
December 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me to my work bestie a thousand times a day
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Jesus wouldn't
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Stop touching grass!! Rip it up and plant a garden!
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Every year for the past 4 years I've gotten covid from some asshole who comes to work sick.
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted by Andrew
When we say “billionaires should not exist,” what we mean is:

Instead of billionaires…
Everyone should have healthcare.
Everyone should have housing.
Everyone should have access to healthy food and clean water.

Billionaires are a policy failure.
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I wish that patreon would let me make playlists.
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social for your consideration as a British thought of the week, the geico gecko's accent has changed
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Andrew
On day one of her campaign, we're endorsing Nida Allam for Congress in North Carolina.

This will be a key election to shift the balance of power from the establishment to working people.

Let's discuss.
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Im proud to not have a Spotify wrapped this year. Spotify is bad for artists, bad for the country and bad for you. If you must stream, go to tidal or Napster. But if you're listening to music, you should buy it from bandcamp.
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
my Chicago friends and family, get out to the mag mile tomorrow (wednesday) from 4-6 and rally with @workingfamilies.org to demand the wealthy pay their fair share. I guarantee youve paid a much larger cut of your income on taxes than they have!!
Tax the Rich Holiday Rally · Working Families Party
Days before City Council votes on the Protect Chicago Budget, we will rally outside the office of Billionaire Michael Sacks to demand that rich corporations like his pay their fair share to fund our c...
www.mobilize.us
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Went running and I fell and it hurts real bad. This is 40
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Help @workingfamilies.org primary and defeat John Fetterman.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm officially a dues paying member of the working families party. Here's my cat peeing in the toilette to show the work were willing to put into the future
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Going to legally change my name
To Nude.
Then become a visual artist. Then all my art will be referred to as "Nudes" and I will become famous and adored by the masses. My art will hang on walls and people will proudly declare "it's a Nude"
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I work my ass off just to look like most before pics
October 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When Jack which wrote 7 nation army, he thought
"People will chant this riff at stadiums for eternity."
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not supposed to tell anyone yet, but why not tell a couple of strangers on the internet?
October 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@jackob1.bsky.social

Aka (you're not gonna believe this one.)

Jack O Lantern.
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM