I'd never call you late for supper! Ridiculous, how could I even start without my favourite orange-haired appetizer? 🥰

You have to use the secret super repost

*leans in to stare at the unrecognizable stain splattered on the wall*

.....I guess that counts?

That's the spirit!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I really must talk to you more(if you'd like!!)

(disposal ment)

Ah, a fan of nature's course :> good, it's exhausting keeping pathetic little prey alive~
You'll look so pretty 🖤

Someone excited to come outta my big fat butt a few hours later? :>

SAY THAT EXUBERANT YES. WE *ARE* FRIENDS.
I grab you and shake you a little bit

(Im also bad at chatting with size people these days ;-; but Im literally always happy to talk to you I assure you!!! You know I think you're as cool as you are tasty ✨✨✨)

Awwww, well I can't very well eat THAT, can I? ✨

I hope they do nothing but get better then!!

Roaches shouldn't have to deal with this they should be rampaging cities and smashing up every shittily-driven vehicle in sight 😤😤😤

That sounds really stressful 🫂 fuck that happening
It's good that you're okay at least

Grow the friendship. Heehee. Grow. Ho ho.

Sighs dramatically..... oh monster-mortal love, how beautiful......how full of potential gold from a writing perspective......

Hanging out more would be awesome I think, I'm glad you think so though 🖤✨✨

You get ittt ✨✨

There's also such an appeal to being an unknowable, horrific entity, who's wiped out countless lives and will wipe out countless more, peering through the veil of creation into buildings like going evil bitch shopping and, gasp! *THAT* one. i want THEM to be my plaything.

There's such an appeal to someone being turned into food and their consciousness being further split up with every chew

There's also such an appeal to someone LITERALLY being just food. You can't even argue for human rights anymore.

I can't wait to get emotionally invested in the big-tiny-sizeshifter love triangle

🫴💜

Yippee.....

I clack my heels together joyously in a homosexual manner