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Big Blue Lake
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I have performed feats described as "the most Midwestern thing I have ever seen." And I'm very sorry about that.
All patterns start with happening once.

Once is a pattern.
October 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Are you done with FCC?
(Yeah, you know me!)
Who's done with FCC?
(Every last homie)
September 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It's important to nail down the killer's political leanings so we all know what groups to hate for hating a hater who hated the hated the haters hated the hater hated and in so hating we can all hate hating, which haters hate, and hate the hate hating haters hating hating hate hating hater haters.
September 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We really should be staging mass protests in areas that voted for Trump.
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Remain calm, folks. Crisis averted. Cracker Barrel is not changing their logo. I repeat Cracker Barrel IS NOT changing their logo.
August 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
He who lives by the conspiracy theory, does by the conspiracy theory.
July 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Democrats, if you start a national campaign using the term "backdoor abortions" we are through. I can't even. What is wrong with you? I need to talk to the person in charge of your messaging.
June 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Prepare for the "Yeah? So what if they're fighting? Our party isn't a hive mine monolith like YOURS!" Defense as Trump and Musk descend to kicking at each other's balls while trying to cover their own.
June 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I know I don't know nothin, but my money is on Elon Musk being THE DEEP STATE!!!
June 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's been about a year since I dug up the side yard and replaced the lawn with flowers. It's starting to bloom and fill in a bit.
May 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This little guy just showed up in my garden last year and has started staking a claim. I've identified it as a Redstem Storks Bill. Not sure how it got here.
May 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You know things aren't going great for the President when conservative blogs and media spend more time poking at the last President to avoid the hard questions.
May 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Big beautiful bill, blue bull, beautiful baboon blowing bubbles, biking backward bump Black Bug’s banana boxes and Billy Bunny’s bread basket and Brother Bob’s baseball bus and Buster Beagle’s banjo bagpipe bugle band...

And that’s what broke baby bird’s balloon.
May 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What kind of warped sadist puts cilantro in a salad? Or anything at all?
May 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
RFK Jr upon learning the composition of salt "oh God. It's chemicals!!! We're eating CHEMICALS!!"
May 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Habanero jam on a homemade sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich. You're welcome.
April 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Get ready for the return of Sepia tone M&Ms, America. They're coming to take back your reds and blues.
April 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm kinda getting tired of pretending I know things.
April 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My son asked why people write cautionary science fiction tales about technology. Instead of people saying "Wow, we should avoid that" people seem to run toward it.
April 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Happy Procrastination Awareness Day everyone!!!
April 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's like a game of red light green light on tariffs.

Wait a second! Are our leaders taking their cues from Squid Game?
April 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'd like to hear more about these "snap elections" other countries get to have. Tell me about your parliamentary wonders.
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Trump signs executive order banning color red and requiring ALL stock market graphs be displayed as an upsidedown reflection.
April 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
US Businesses: "Gosh! With a 10% tariff on imports we can be price competitive and grow! Oooooooor we can raise our prices and pocket a 10% profit by doing nothing different at all...hmmmm... choices choices"
April 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I would never make it as a kid in these modern times. I'm too old.
March 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM