I keep buying fiestaware just to feel something

Hey guess what else? I knocked my greenstalk over bc it wasn’t level. EXPENSIVE soil all over the ground. Lettuce decimated. They tell you to make sure it’s level so idk who I can blame it on. I think I forgot to lock the wheels when I put it back together so I’ll probably wake up to it down again.

I also dropped the biggest dump of my life after lunch and the toilet wouldn’t flush but luckily I was able to fix it. I was preparing to shovel my turds into the next toilet.

I already had to use a sick day bc I had a respiratory infection. Hypothetically they should hate me and I’m usually pretty hatable tbh.