hatt | soup season
@big.g4y.dog
call me hatt | she/her | 29 | creature haver
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hatt | soup season
@big.g4y.dog
· Nov 21
idk why I have this specific tweet of mine saved but I'm putting it here anyway
still looking for her btw
still looking for her btw
need this therapist I just scheduled to figure out there's actually something deeply wrong with me that can be fixed with this One Weird Trick (tm) and I'm not just like. too lazy and unmotivated to fix my issues
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
need this therapist I just scheduled to figure out there's actually something deeply wrong with me that can be fixed with this One Weird Trick (tm) and I'm not just like. too lazy and unmotivated to fix my issues
watching a video on Thanksgiving movies and I was DREADING them not mentioning thankskilling (they did. they survived my wrath)
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
watching a video on Thanksgiving movies and I was DREADING them not mentioning thankskilling (they did. they survived my wrath)
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I feel like roadkill
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I feel like roadkill
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November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
look at my newest child
NARBC was a success, sold everything I had with me AND I got my dream gecko!! Extremely happy with the day.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
look at my newest child
the third season of Hannibal really lost me in the first part but the fujos have once again seized the means of production
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
the third season of Hannibal really lost me in the first part but the fujos have once again seized the means of production
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got tricked into spending 4 hours designing MERCH for a programming language that doesn't even exist. if people want this, i will sell it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
got tricked into spending 4 hours designing MERCH for a programming language that doesn't even exist. if people want this, i will sell it.
why did the NC Dept of Mental Health publish so many studies on spiders in the 70s and why can't MY Dept of Mental Health be that cool. I'll study spiders for you
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
why did the NC Dept of Mental Health publish so many studies on spiders in the 70s and why can't MY Dept of Mental Health be that cool. I'll study spiders for you
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We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
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some bitch that's an incredibly sus Chinese supplier posted Elaphe xiphodonta baby I'm going insane what the fuck what the fuck. I'm going rabid. I'm not gonna shut up about this
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
some bitch that's an incredibly sus Chinese supplier posted Elaphe xiphodonta baby I'm going insane what the fuck what the fuck. I'm going rabid. I'm not gonna shut up about this
Luxray-lookin' ass
Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Zeraora www.serebii.net
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Luxray-lookin' ass
big expos in STL in the coming weeks, so I am once again reminded of my mortal enemy: that "farm" that sells exotic mammals and has tables where you can pay to pet and take photos with them
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
big expos in STL in the coming weeks, so I am once again reminded of my mortal enemy: that "farm" that sells exotic mammals and has tables where you can pay to pet and take photos with them
the pain of getting a tiny bit of the spicy sauce from a ramen packet on your finger while you have a cut < literally anything else
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
the pain of getting a tiny bit of the spicy sauce from a ramen packet on your finger while you have a cut < literally anything else
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
aw...some positivity for your feed
aw...some positivity for your feed
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
aw...some positivity for your feed
aw...some positivity for your feed
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
I think my allergies are getting worse and it's freaking me out I'm ngl
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I think my allergies are getting worse and it's freaking me out I'm ngl
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
passing time at work today by debating a coworker on if sirens exist and if the government faked the moon landing (not a serious debate it's all in good fun)
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
passing time at work today by debating a coworker on if sirens exist and if the government faked the moon landing (not a serious debate it's all in good fun)
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Looking back fondly at this one alien I did~ 🤭❤️
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Looking back fondly at this one alien I did~ 🤭❤️