Hanson Ho
@bidetofevil.wtf
Observability. Android Perf. Music. Sports Nerdery. 🇭🇰🇨🇦. Bringing OpenTelemetry to mobile and vice versa @ embrace.io
Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: https://hanson.wtf. Laura Stevenson stan account.
Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: https://hanson.wtf. Laura Stevenson stan account.
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Hanson Ho
@bidetofevil.wtf
· Nov 10
An intro to Hanson Ho beyond my bio:
- 1st gen immigrant from HK to Canada
- Slings code full-time for money since '04
- Genuinely interested in soooo many things because ADHD
- Hates false equivalences, blind both-siding, and lack of nuance
- Kind of sucks but always wants to do better
- Verbose
- 1st gen immigrant from HK to Canada
- Slings code full-time for money since '04
- Genuinely interested in soooo many things because ADHD
- Hates false equivalences, blind both-siding, and lack of nuance
- Kind of sucks but always wants to do better
- Verbose
At the Madi Diaz show early, maybe a dozen ppl here now. Blaring on the speakers is Strawberry Wine by Deana Carter, which may be the first random song I first heard on CMT that I got to like.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
At the Madi Diaz show early, maybe a dozen ppl here now. Blaring on the speakers is Strawberry Wine by Deana Carter, which may be the first random song I first heard on CMT that I got to like.
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Proud of myself for not mentioning Joao Pedro to every Brazilian I've met this week
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Proud of myself for not mentioning Joao Pedro to every Brazilian I've met this week
Anyway what's math in preschool anyway? Like counting the number of pups on Paw Patrol that are actually good pups? The number is smaller than you think.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Anyway what's math in preschool anyway? Like counting the number of pups on Paw Patrol that are actually good pups? The number is smaller than you think.
I can't sleep well in hotels even if I'm not up late drinking
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I can't sleep well in hotels even if I'm not up late drinking
It's fucking snowing in ATL now lol
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's fucking snowing in ATL now lol
Feckless. Weak-willed. Not fit for purpose.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Feckless. Weak-willed. Not fit for purpose.
Plane delay at SLC now at 3 hours. Good times...
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Plane delay at SLC now at 3 hours. Good times...
Who says wearing #WatfordFC shirts don't pay off? Ran into Jay Jay Jay from the USA at the airport. You might see him at the Vic this December, I'm told.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Who says wearing #WatfordFC shirts don't pay off? Ran into Jay Jay Jay from the USA at the airport. You might see him at the Vic this December, I'm told.
A fellow passenger at the gate had to tell me that I had toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe. An inauspicious start to this trip...
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A fellow passenger at the gate had to tell me that I had toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe. An inauspicious start to this trip...
On my way to KubeCon. 6:45AM flights blow.
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
On my way to KubeCon. 6:45AM flights blow.
In terms of plotting, those Three-Body Problem books were top notch. But, as OP says, lots of *yikes* throughout. The racial caricatures ramp up in book 2 in a way that is almost beyond belief. Those used to reading modern SF have to read it like the golden age stuff but with a Sino-centric twist.
The third book in this series is so misogynistic that it made me retroactively hate the previous two books and I will never again read anything Liu Cixin writes.
by the way, I've written a couple of things on the "western civilization is killed by suicidal empathy" line of reactionary thought. start with the Three Body Problem fans.
madeinchinajournal.com/2023/12/11/t...
madeinchinajournal.com/2023/12/11/t...
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
In terms of plotting, those Three-Body Problem books were top notch. But, as OP says, lots of *yikes* throughout. The racial caricatures ramp up in book 2 in a way that is almost beyond belief. Those used to reading modern SF have to read it like the golden age stuff but with a Sino-centric twist.
Friday night thoughts: will I be the first speaker on a CNCF stage to talk about alien abductions?
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Friday night thoughts: will I be the first speaker on a CNCF stage to talk about alien abductions?
The stars of girlie pop don't optimize their appearance for the male gaze, but it's laughable to think that almost all of them don't fall squarely in the top quartile for attractiveness for some generalization of heterosexual men
Something I find very funny is people periodically talking about how Sabrina Carpenter "isn't hot to men", as if heterosexual male fans are the audience her career depends on. I thought we had all understood 'women mostly dress up for themselves, or for women' but looks like we've forgotten again.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The stars of girlie pop don't optimize their appearance for the male gaze, but it's laughable to think that almost all of them don't fall squarely in the top quartile for attractiveness for some generalization of heterosexual men
Seriously thinking about whether or not I'm doing a fridging in my Observability Day talk next week...
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Seriously thinking about whether or not I'm doing a fridging in my Observability Day talk next week...
My cat is apparently aware of DST and started waking me up at 6AM again. Just when I thought I fixed my sleep...
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My cat is apparently aware of DST and started waking me up at 6AM again. Just when I thought I fixed my sleep...
#WatfordFC fans and neutrals need to stop talking about Louza being the best player in the division. We want him to stay in January!
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#WatfordFC fans and neutrals need to stop talking about Louza being the best player in the division. We want him to stay in January!
This has been a legitimately great weekend, even for sports, but for a one little baseball game that I watched most of on my phone at a friend's thing.
I can't read about or appreciate the greatness of Yamamoto or the series as a whole right now. Moping will be done until morale improves.
I can't read about or appreciate the greatness of Yamamoto or the series as a whole right now. Moping will be done until morale improves.
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This has been a legitimately great weekend, even for sports, but for a one little baseball game that I watched most of on my phone at a friend's thing.
I can't read about or appreciate the greatness of Yamamoto or the series as a whole right now. Moping will be done until morale improves.
I can't read about or appreciate the greatness of Yamamoto or the series as a whole right now. Moping will be done until morale improves.
This motherfucking game
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This motherfucking game
Very normal to see the benches clear in a game 7 of the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Very normal to see the benches clear in a game 7 of the World Series