one potential downside would be some sort of weird company politics about how often the Captain Planet wrestler loses on TV. "Okay, put him in tag matches and his partner Evad Sullivan takes the pins"

guessing things would have to get bad-bad for Florida/FSU to end up on ESPNU. Then again, I'm guessing the ESPN network power rankings are ESPN/ABC, ESPN2, SECN, ACCN, ESPNU, ESPNews, ESPN+

I had to doublecheck Wikipedia since I didn't know Captain Planet was still on the air in 1995 (it made it to 1996).. so the time to pitch that idea was probably 4 years earlier when Brad was about to try violating Spiderman's IP

always fun to have an authority figure who brings the energy of one of Texas' 10 worst legislators (as ranked by Texas Monthly magazine)

if Jennifer Garner ran for office, every campaign ad would be set at her farm business. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqWy...

Sports Field: it works for any sport

fun part of going around the Google Earth satellite photo is seeing all the places that could plausibly host football which don't have enough seats to be an FBS stadium

it's either a football game or early dinner at an Oyster bar

also Sherrill is exiting and there'll be a special election in the spring

the Houston special election is on January 31st gov.texas.gov/news/post/go...

non-guaranteed guarantees feels like something that is probably in the NFL CBA

"let's combine Jim Downey from that meme with head scars"

to be fair, the ancient feeling might be due to stuff like Billy Martin on the verge of being fired, Ray Knight in his final season, and multiple players who aren't able to run playing through injuries in mid-June

wonder if this judge was saving that line for a special occasion or if he makes the same joke over and over

*insert the Vanilla Ice explanation of how "Ice Ice Baby" sounds different than "Under Pressure" to explain that since Big Slam's mask is slightly different than Vader's, it's totally not a ripoff* (although, probably a fun shopping trip to try and find an adult Vader mask in the pre-internet days)

back in a simpler time when humans had to make bizarre and technically inaccurate artwork instead of letting AI do it

it's the "Lucy and Ethel at the candy factory" of audits, they just keep falling behind in that totally real audit

don't ever get wrestlers trying to attack people because their match was cancelled