Brian Peter Gluckman
@bgluckman.bsky.social
PR professional focused on cybersecurity and influence operations by day. Interests include autos, watches, travel, cat cohabitation, fashion, food, books and liberal YIMBY politics 🏳️🌈
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White Center, Seattle
Signal: bpgluckman.01
White Center, Seattle
Meanwhile, on a Tuesday night in Seattle
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Meanwhile, on a Tuesday night in Seattle
I have this and their equally charming Tudor Submariner homage, AKA, the Frogmantle (so named because the current version has that word on the dial, in what is a bit of mistranslated Chinese to English)
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I have this and their equally charming Tudor Submariner homage, AKA, the Frogmantle (so named because the current version has that word on the dial, in what is a bit of mistranslated Chinese to English)
Since I don't have $5000 lying around for the real thing, picked up this Thorn T026 "Sea-monster" that's a ridiculously charming homage to the 1957 Omega Seamaster 300. $190 with a PT5000 under the hood.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Since I don't have $5000 lying around for the real thing, picked up this Thorn T026 "Sea-monster" that's a ridiculously charming homage to the 1957 Omega Seamaster 300. $190 with a PT5000 under the hood.
Get in. We're doing the live-action remake.
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Get in. We're doing the live-action remake.
It's not an Audi, but an AUDI, which is the Chinese sub-brand of Audi that puts out the most economous anyboxes you can find, except they're electric.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's not an Audi, but an AUDI, which is the Chinese sub-brand of Audi that puts out the most economous anyboxes you can find, except they're electric.
Not at all. Funny enough, I have the previous generation Ranger, and even though it's considered big, it fits perfectly on my 6.25" wrist (it's also only lost 15 seconds since I set it at the beginning of August)
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Not at all. Funny enough, I have the previous generation Ranger, and even though it's considered big, it fits perfectly on my 6.25" wrist (it's also only lost 15 seconds since I set it at the beginning of August)
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Look, I'm going to make Weird Car Bluesky a thing if it kills me and takes all y'all's with it.
Anyway, here's not just a Subaru Vivio, but the retro-themed Bistro version. I suspect this is the same person who also owns a Vivio T-top in my neighborhood.
Anyway, here's not just a Subaru Vivio, but the retro-themed Bistro version. I suspect this is the same person who also owns a Vivio T-top in my neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Look, I'm going to make Weird Car Bluesky a thing if it kills me and takes all y'all's with it.
Anyway, here's not just a Subaru Vivio, but the retro-themed Bistro version. I suspect this is the same person who also owns a Vivio T-top in my neighborhood.
Anyway, here's not just a Subaru Vivio, but the retro-themed Bistro version. I suspect this is the same person who also owns a Vivio T-top in my neighborhood.
Every time I see one of these things, I always want to ask so many questions
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Every time I see one of these things, I always want to ask so many questions
The new Prelude rollout is going exactly as expected
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The new Prelude rollout is going exactly as expected
I can't believe this thing was free
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I can't believe this thing was free
Funny enough: I was just thinking there aren't enough cats on Bluesky
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Funny enough: I was just thinking there aren't enough cats on Bluesky
It's cat trappin' time!
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's cat trappin' time!
Or spend a little more across the other side of Honda's showroom.
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Or spend a little more across the other side of Honda's showroom.
Honestly, for the price, I'd rather do this
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Honestly, for the price, I'd rather do this
Rocking a vintage Westclox chronograph with a Valjoux 7733 movement on a period appropriate Tropic strap to the office today.
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Rocking a vintage Westclox chronograph with a Valjoux 7733 movement on a period appropriate Tropic strap to the office today.
Imagine advertising, "I'm a bad driver who is going to cause an accident, but I'm planning to try and blame you because I have a bumper sticker."
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Imagine advertising, "I'm a bad driver who is going to cause an accident, but I'm planning to try and blame you because I have a bumper sticker."
I've now lost enough weight that even my watchbands don't fit, which means that I can't use the color-matched pink strap on this lovely Halios Seaforth IV I wore today. Luckily, this Veblenist canvas and leather strap matches nicely.
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I've now lost enough weight that even my watchbands don't fit, which means that I can't use the color-matched pink strap on this lovely Halios Seaforth IV I wore today. Luckily, this Veblenist canvas and leather strap matches nicely.
Live look at Hyundai HQ
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Live look at Hyundai HQ
Back on my bullshit in the center of the Weird Car Universe known as West Seattle
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Back on my bullshit in the center of the Weird Car Universe known as West Seattle
Alaska Airlines has gone proudly retro with its inflight meals, bringing back the kinds of sadness you haven't seen since flying pre-COVID
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Alaska Airlines has gone proudly retro with its inflight meals, bringing back the kinds of sadness you haven't seen since flying pre-COVID