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I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
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FFXIV side account of @rb-illustration.co.uk | 30s | white | they/them | On 7.3 | SFW | No RP | 🔴MCH🔵DRK/GNB🟢AST
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New hair and new earring for the boy ✨
This is the closest vanilla hair I've seen to how I draw it, so I had to grab it. He deserves it
Roscoe from the side with a new hairstyle in a half-ponytail, with Zero's earrings. Roscoe from the front with a new half-ponytail hairstyle, grinning.
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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So uhhh sorry for screencapping a random person but I just saw this hairstyle and I NEED it, does anyone know what it's called?
Au Ra with a new hairstyle in blonde and black.
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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When people ask me why my favourite content is alliance roulette
Marie Kondo saying "I'm so excited because I love mess."
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Marksman's Spite
Screenshot of Roscoe facing the camera, pointing a rifle directly towards it with a raised eyebrow and a smirk.
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Ran Susano on our alts tonight and I had the absolute SWEETEST co-tank, it warms my heart that there are still players treating sprouts with such care 😭
Screenshot of our co-tank in FFXIV saying: 'roscoe you can main tank if you like' 'step in teh circle roscoe' 'hope you enjoyed tanking that roscoe'
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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They're so silly!! I love Stormblood and I miss adventuring with Lyse so much!!!
FFXIV screenshot with dialogue from Lyse reading: Well, who knows? He does have an awful lot of adventurer friends. Maybe some of them decided to take a fishing trip to the Far East, and are surprisingly close by...?
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Alisaie has some of my absolute favourite dialogue in late HW/SB. Just staring directly at the player as she says this
FFXIV screenshot of Alisaie's dialogue reading: We should be prepared for a fight. The bigger the better. The kind where you'll wish you had seven of your most battle-hardened friends at your side...
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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A sunshine boy to bring joy ☀️
Roscoe, a grey-haired lalafell with horns and a brown jacket, grins against the backdrop of the blue crystalline walls of the Crystarium.
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I'm going to need everyone to pretend to be shocked
Spotify wrapped screenshot showing my top album as the Shadowbringers soundtrack, listened to for 3203 minutes.
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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What flavour is your character?
Roscoe in a beach setting, smiling. A jar of Marmite.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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We wiped in Orbonne and respawned in the wrong arena?? That was a new experience
FFXIV screenshot with the HUD hidden showing the Ultima fight from Orbonne Monastery, but with the wrong arena for the phase we're in.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Thank you for the tag!!

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Roscoe stands in front of his Azem, Euphony, wearing a brown machinist coat and holding the Azem crystal in in his hands. His eyes are closed and it casts a warm glow on his face. Roscoe sitting on his husband Khali'ra's lap, laughing, while Khali'ra smiles affectionately. Artwork of Roscoe wearing a custom outfit based on his machinist coat, holding a gunblade. Description reads: Roscoe Bramblewood He/they - 40(ish) - 2'9" - Ala Mhigan Dunesfolk Lalafell Warrior of Darkness Ex-Dark Knight Machinist/Gunbreaker Adoptive father to Yuyuka, Warrior of Light Artwork of Roscoe standing in a meadow in Elpis, holding an Elpis flower and wearing a long black ancient robe. Behind him stands a semi-transparent, ghostly figure - his Azem, Euphony, holding a sprig of lavender.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Another pre-DT repost! I completely forgot I took these shots until 'Sky Unsundered' came up on my playlist just now
Hythlodaeus and Roscoe's Azem, Euphony, in Elpis. Euphony has long white hair and bird wings in place of ears, and is lying on the ground next to Hythlodaeus, who is smiling down at them. A view of the pair from above.
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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We've hit the point in our MSQ replay where the Scions begin their journey to Doma, and Alisaie invites Yuyuka along after seeing her scurrying around Limsa desperately trying to get passage.

Roscoe, extremely sceptical of this idea: who is this sassy lost child?
Roscoe and Yuyuka in their Stormblood-era looks, with Roscoe raising an eyebrow sceptically at Yuyuka, who is looking ahead with a determined expression.
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Progress!! Got MNK to 100 without having a single clue how to play it effectively because I couldn't figure out the tooltips and couldn't find a single tutorial for a good controller layout! I will never touch this job again (sorry MNK enjoyers I suck at melee DPS) 🕺
FFXIV screenshot showing all my jobs at level 100 except rogue, viper and blue mage.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Losing my mind because I just discovered my childhood favourite game, Grandia, had an MMO that ran from 2009-2012 and it had a playable race called Colta who looked like this. It was Japan-exclusive and I would've never played an MMO in 2009 BUT IF I DID-!!! I crave being a Little Guy at all times
Screenshot of two Colta characters in Grandia Online. They are small humanoids with pointed ears and squirrel-like tails.
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Not sure if this is lalafell-only dialogue, but that's rich coming from you, buddy
Kakalai the lalafell tells Roscoe: I'd be careful out there if I were you. A man your size - the beasts out there would swallow you whole. And you wouldn't be the first, either.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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The Aery is now referred to only as 'Nidhogg's Gym' in my FC due to these particularly buff dragons
A mob in the Aery dungeon in FFXIV including two particularly muscular dragons.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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PLEASE we're so close to hitting Stormblood in our MSQ replay here
Roscoe in a queue to login to the game, with 228 people waiting.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Gridania starter here! I think I started playing on September 4th 2020, and I got 'Storyteller 1' on the same day as this - so I presume day 1 just involved me cluelessly following my friends around the Shroud
FFXIV achievement dated 5th September 2020 for 'Mapping the Realm: Central Shroud'.
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I didn't grow up playing Animal Crossing and have only played New Horizons, so I love that I've JUST learned there's a villager called Roscoe. And they DRESS THE SAME
Roscoe, a horse villager from Animal Crossing. He wears a black leather jacket and is holding a cup.
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Please behold HW Roscoe. His face is the same but the black hair, no glasses and no beard makes him look so BABY

Also please behold his magical floating booster seat so he can actually eat his dinner. I love playing a lalafell
Roscoe sitting at the dining table in Aymeric's manor. He has black hair in a ponytail with grey streaks, and his eyes are purple. Roscoe sitting at the table opposite Aymeric. He is sitting on an invisible booster seat of some kind so he can actually see over the table.
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Last night Sian and I NG+'d some of the HW patches, and it was only then that I realised how much of Ga Bu's situation mirrors Roscoe's 🙃 Accidental summoning of a violent being in response to losing his parents? Check

We were unsynced, but I just had to summon Esteem for this
FFXIV screenshot from the Titan trial showing Titan's dialogue saying 'Mother... Father... I can't... I can't find you...' In front of him, Titan stands with Esteem summoned at his side.
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Happy Ween! 🎃 It's time to repost Halloween Roscoe, who I have never redrawn even though I did this several years ago, because I think he peaked
Roscoe, a grey-haired lalafell, is waddling along in a pumpkin costume with a lollipop in one hand and a bag of sweets in the other.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I'm an idiot it's literally Treno
The city of Treno from FF9.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM