@bewatermelon.bsky.social
Beta version of a very cool weird old lady you’ll see one day talking to cats in your alley.
The new Ottoman Empire according to my cats
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The new Ottoman Empire according to my cats
If Pugsley Addams and Barbie had a baby.
August 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If Pugsley Addams and Barbie had a baby.
Messing with scammers is the most fun you can have when not punching a nazi!
May 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Messing with scammers is the most fun you can have when not punching a nazi!
Get yourself a cool cat and a cool hat. The world seems less awful with both.
May 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Get yourself a cool cat and a cool hat. The world seems less awful with both.
This man is 40 today and I’ve never been happier to celebrate someone. Happy birthday @apisandipas.bsky.social , thanks for being born!!!!
April 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This man is 40 today and I’ve never been happier to celebrate someone. Happy birthday @apisandipas.bsky.social , thanks for being born!!!!
You know it’s going to be a good day when Publican shows up!
April 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You know it’s going to be a good day when Publican shows up!
I finally baked something other than quick cookies for the first time in 5 years. Only fucked up a little!!
March 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I finally baked something other than quick cookies for the first time in 5 years. Only fucked up a little!!
I don’t need a personality, I have cats.
February 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don’t need a personality, I have cats.
They look just like people in bear costumes.
February 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They look just like people in bear costumes.
A guy who loves cats and buys flowers? I am an extremely lucky lady.
February 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A guy who loves cats and buys flowers? I am an extremely lucky lady.
May you find the coziest spot in this very hard world and stay there!
February 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
May you find the coziest spot in this very hard world and stay there!
Get your cat a fake skeleton.
February 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Get your cat a fake skeleton.
Nothing is impossible. Something’s shouldnt be done though.
February 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Nothing is impossible. Something’s shouldnt be done though.
Millie officially likes me best
January 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Millie officially likes me best
The most beautiful gentleman in the world. Cj.
January 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The most beautiful gentleman in the world. Cj.
Here’s a cat that is definitely not drunk so please don’t take her keys.
January 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Here’s a cat that is definitely not drunk so please don’t take her keys.
This skeleton wearing a trucker hat and holding a disco ball is me. I’ve already died and am in hell. Nothing else is logical.
January 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This skeleton wearing a trucker hat and holding a disco ball is me. I’ve already died and am in hell. Nothing else is logical.