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Betty Cracker of Florida
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Postcards from the sedge.

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Peace, love, gators. 🐊
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Sneak peek at our shitty political media’s post-Trump GOP rebranding strategy: Step 1) valorize Rubio, who is a hapless, amoral, simpering toady and part of the goddamn problem!
NYT headline and subhead: How Rubio Tried to Bring a Pro-Russia Peace Plan to Middle Ground While President Trump attacked the Ukrainians, Secretary of State Marco Rubio flew to Geneva to seize control of negotiations that were going off the rails.
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Chickadee and cardinal feeder tag team! #birds
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Billions of dollars, and it’s absolute fucking garbage!
AI Overview +4 There is no NFL game scheduled for "Thursday Night Football" tonight, November 20, 2025, as the New York Jets and New England Patriots played on Thursday, November 13. The last "Thursday Night Football" game was on November 13, 2025, when the New England Patriots defeated the New York Jets. There will be no NFL game on Thursday, November 20, 2025.
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Tufted Titmouse! #birds
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Newsom’s social team should run for President of Trolling the Fuck Outta MAGA. 😂
Tweet from Gov Newsom’s X account that replies “Quiet, piggy” to a Trump sycophant’s question: “If President Trump called you right now… what would you say to him?”
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Great Blue hunting supper. (Or maybe it’s tea time.) #birds #herons
Head and shoulders shot of large mostly gray wading bird facing left. Bird has a long, heavy, spear-like beak, dark indigo stripe on the head. Frilly feathers fan out at the bottom of the bird’s powerful, bent neck where it joins the shoulders.
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This chattering girl is currently hunting at the lagoon. What a brilliant russet belt! #birds #kingfishers
Medium bird with a large head perched on a mile marker. She has a heavy dark bi, white throat and belly, spiky slate gray crest, matching stripe below and orange-brown belt beneath.
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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What are we even doing here?
Conducting the research, Morning Consult said it “summarized the contents” of a key Epstein email, “before asking voters about the extent of Trump’s involvement in the scandal. Just 15 percent of voters say Trump did not know about sexual abuse by Epstein. Another 22 percent percent believe what Epstein’s emails suggest, which is that Trump was aware of what was happening but didn’t participate. Strikingly, a plurality of voters (38 percent) think Trump not only knew about the sexual abuse, but also think he participated.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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It’s the reflection of a vulture that was flying overhead. Vultures & buzzards seem to coexist happily with spoonies! You can see them to the left here.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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A trio of Roseate Spoonbills dropped by the mollusk buffet! Haven’t seen one for a bit, so it’s a pleasant surprise. #birds
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Followed by a sweet Carolina Chickadee! 🪶
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Our photogenic Yellow-Throated Warbler is back! What a beauty! #birds
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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The fart-huffer Jennings is more right than he knows in this passage, though since he’s a servile toady, he neglects to properly characterize the “redecorating” as the vulgar vandalism it is.
Elsewhere in the excerpt, Jennings suggested Trump’s constant redecorating “is a metaphor for the way he has governed in his second term — adding new elements at such a rapid pace that hardly anyone can keep up.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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I think this is a Yellow-Throated Warbler, a first for our feeder cam! 🪶
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Screenwriter Vince Gilligan on AI (from a Variety piece on the launch of "Pluribus"):
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
“I hate AI,” Gilligan says with a chuckle. “AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit. It’s basically a bunch of centibillionaires whose greatest life goal is to become the world’s first trillionaires. I think they’re selling a bag of vapor.”
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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As with every Sunday (and Saturday), Badger says, “Watch me, not football!”
A small black and white dog standing on a sofa in dim light blocking a TV screen in the background.
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Deep dish skillet pizza!
Thick whole pizza on a cutting board.
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Dinosaurs hollering this morning. (Please overlook the bird-beshitted porch railing. There’s a feeder just above!) #Sandhills #birds
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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What a face! What a name!

PS: Pete says hi.
Pic of a small gray dog with a white muzzle yawning as he lounges on a porch chair.
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Bend… and SNAP!
Little Blue Heron with feet perched on a dock and extending its body horizontally with wings lifted as it prepares to fly.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Badger boating! Most dogs stand on the bow like they’re king of the worlllllld, but this sensible fellow prefers gunwales between himself and the alligators.
Head and shoulders profile view of a black and white Boston terrier on a boat in a river. A tree-lined shore is in the background.
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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🤔
NYT site blurb: Landon Thomas Jr. covered international finance, emerging markets and the asset management industry for The Times, where he was a reporter from November 2002 to January 2019. Mr. Thomas joined The New York Times in 2002, having worked previously for New York magazine, The New York Observer and SmartMoney magazine. From 1994 to 1998 Mr. Thomas was a portfolio manager for Morgan Stanley Asset Management, handling portfolio investments in Turkey, Pakistan and the Middle East.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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(From Wikipedia) Sueño de una tarde dominical en la Alameda Central or Dream of a Sunday Afternoon at Alameda Central Park is a 15.6 meter wide mural created by Diego Rivera. It was painted between the years 1946 and 1947, and is the principal work of the Museo Mural Diego Rivera adjacent to the Alameda in the historic center of Mexico City.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Photo of an alligator with jaws open. Caption reads Let’s Go Gators!
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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wHy wOn’T uSeRs aDoPt tHiS aWeSoMe pRoDuCt wE dUmPeD BiLLiOnS iNtO?!?
Google AI overview search result falsely claiming that no NFL games are scheduled for 11/9/2025.
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM