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Betsy the Flying Cow
@betsytheflyingcow.bsky.social
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Introvert, AuDHD, Artist, Married.
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I VOTED FOR HER

Don’t bug me; I know what I’m doin’
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Feeling alt texty today.
Political comic showing Vladimir Putin operating a crane w wrecking ball, destroying American icons such as the Statue of Liberty, the White House, the Capitol building, business buildings with the flag. The wrecking ball is the bloated shape of trumps corpulent, orange face. Putin says to trumps grotesque face: thank you for your service.
December 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Making our quarterly pilgrimage to the Upper Peninsula. Bit of a haul, but the scenery and the shopping 🛍️ are beyond compare.
Painting, realistic, of a frog in a pink woolen coat, little froggy hands going into its pockets. Background is a dark and wintery scene. Frogs expression is typical frog: emotionless.
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Stop it
Murf, a gelatinous character from Star Trek animated series, inappropriately pictured with the text *cums. Nothing would make this gelatinous character happier than to see the entire Trump family and administration be held accountable for their many many crimes. Fuck these losers.
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Political comic by SHENEMAN featuring a grotesquely rotund ice agent with a tiny little head and his flabby belly flips over the childish amount of tactical gear he has strapped to where he calls a waist. He has a little brown child - hands cuffed behind them - and is leading them away from a normal life. The caption reads, “I love working for ice. As a child I never imagined turning my passion for small animal torture into such a rewarding career.”
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I dare say, it looks like a couple of confederate flag signs got caught up in that twister.
Editorial comic featuring a family farm being destroyed by a giant tornado labelled “tariffs”, while an insurance adjuster tells the farmer, “Sorry, your policy doesn’t cover acts of TRUMP.” The tornado has picked up a few cows and a few confederate flag signs in its path. Art by Phil Hands copyright 2025 for the Wisconsin State Journal.
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Picture I stole from the internet - maybe even here on Bluesky - of an orange and white tabby cat squarely filling a cardboard box and giving us a somewhat crazy eye because it’s feet are positioned above its forehead. A pink nose, pink toes, and bright green eyes are also some features on this tabby. The cat is fucking adorable.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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I vote for “Self Immolation”
Somewhat realistic Illustration of a corpulent and sweating Trump reading a book titled, “1000 ways to hide the Epstein files for Dummies” Because he raped kids and everything he and his corrupt administration are doing is just coverup for that fact. Trump raped kids.
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Hand drawn protest sign that reads “we found the antifa handbook:” and shows a pictures of the Constitution of the United States of America. We are anti fascist. And the trump regime is TOTALLY FASCIST. FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK HIS WHILE ADMINISTRATION. THEY WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN.
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Dexter has been helping a lot of us get better lately. Hope he helps you too.
Photo of Dexter, a grey tabby with white paws and the prettiest green eyes. He is a good boy.
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I really don’t care what astrological phase the moon is in: you’re still being a dick.
Protest poster featuring a giant eggplant emoji. It represents the “dick” in a series of signs that read “No dictators”.
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Meme: microscopic image of a deep ocean worm reacting to whatever the fuck you just posted. Image of deep sea worm is horrifying, with spiky appendages around what appear to be bugged out eyes over a gaping mouth. Quite awful.
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The back:
Hand drawn protest sign reads “ICE = NAZI SCUM”
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Protest sign:
Hand drawn protest sign with an image of a young girl sitting cross-legged in an attic, writing on her diary by the light of a window. Text reads: somewhere in America, a Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic, writing in her diary. This is in reference to the horrible Trump regime and their evil tactics for making brown and Black folks disappear. Fuck Trump, fuck ICE, fuck CBP, and fuck ANYONE who thinks this is great.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Hegseth needs to go to prison.
Meme based on “A Few Good Men” movie, with the first panel showing Tom Cruise in the courtroom asking, “Did you order the second strike?” Second panel , which would normally show Jack Nicholson replying, but instead shows an image of Department of War (¡) Secretary Pete Hegseth, clenching his silly little fists and yelling, “You gotdamned right I did!” This is in reference to Hegseth illegally ordering the murder of two Venezuelan boaters after he’d illegally ordered their boat to be blown up. “Kill them all” is what he was quoted as saying. I look forward to the day when Pete Hegseth is finally in prison for his brazen and repulsive behavior as the “ Secretary of War”. What a putz. Fuck Hegseth, fuck trump, and fuck this entire corrupt administration- scotus too. Fuck ice, fuck Cpb, and fuck any guardsmen or cops who participate in this fucking sham of a presidency. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN!
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Image of Star Trek’s Deep Space Nine, with the words “Your meme is now Deep Space Mine” Following the fourth rule of meme acquisition, I have provided this meme.
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Photo of myself sitting in front of a full-spectrum lamp and a mirror for thirty minutes each morning. Efforts are being made to stave off the seasonal depression. Does it work? I dunno. I’m still here, so it must be doing something. Plus meds. Cannot recommend them enough. Drink water, take your meds, eat well, and get enough sleep. Repeat.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Somehow I got onto Bluesky’s algorithm for furries and I am not mad about it.
Oh, not for sex, friends.
See, I could make those outfits. I used to make puppets, and I’ve worked in theatrical costuming.
I dare say: is 2026 the year I start working again?
Siamese cat hand puppet with a gemstone collar and beautiful teal eyes. She has a swaying tail that operates suspended from the back of her head by an invisible fishing line. “Sasha” was one of the first puppets I made and sold on Etsy. I haven’t made any puppets in over five years, but I’m feeling inspired by some of the furry outfits I’ve seen on Bluesky.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Photo of comedian Steve Hofstetter in front of a clip art couch, saying his joke: “In a speech to troops, jd Vance said ‘anyone who says they like turkey is full of shit.’ That makes sense because Vance clearly prefers stuffing.” This refers to the entirely possibly untrue rumor that jd Vance likes to fuck sofas.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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My Xmas expectations are kinda high.
Hand knit alien face hugger in cream yarn, being modeled by a human. The claws appear to wrap around the head, and the body acts as a scarf, twisting around the wearers neck. Looks wicked and somewhat warm.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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First snowfall of the season.
House cam night view of two cars on a neighborhood driveway, snow is falling and you can see the tracks of where someone pulled two trash cans out to the curb.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Taco John’s is going poisonous-dye-free in the chips of their “Nachos Navidad,” and I almost miss the red color.
Photo of the remaining bits of my Nachos Navidad entree from Taco John’s. Usually the chips are a bright red, green and white corn; but this year, they are a rusty, ruddy color, a dull, forest green, and yellow corn. Still tastes the same. FYI.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This seems appropriate.
Colorful and calming backdrop with with text in all caps reading LOP OFF THEIR DICKS!! Made specifically for anyone on the Epstein list, and especially for the Trump regime. I mean it. Cut off their dicks.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Drowning?
I have other dreams..
Image of a pig in a hospital bed, text reads, “I hope ‘Quiet Piggy’ are the last words he hears whispered into his ear by a nurse, as she squirts his morphine onto the floor.” Because fuck trump. Nasty bastard who deserves FAR WORSE.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I have dreams
Illustration of a pig in a hospital bed. Text reads “I hope ‘quiet piggy’ are the last words he hears whispered into his ear by a nurse, as she squirts his morphine onto the floor. “
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Sunflowers are cheeky
Photo of a sunflower that appears to be flipping you the bird with a few of its petals. Truly badass sunflower, non?
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM