Bethany
@bethany-notbeth.bsky.social
Black Lives Matter | mama | wife | school psychologist | midwesterner at heart | SL, UT
I’m gonna do everything in my power to make sure my daughter grows up without bias re: race, gender, sexuality, etc… but you know what bias she will know?? Loud cars. Your loud car is annoying as shit and so are you.
February 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I’m gonna do everything in my power to make sure my daughter grows up without bias re: race, gender, sexuality, etc… but you know what bias she will know?? Loud cars. Your loud car is annoying as shit and so are you.
I can’t wait to show Callie High School Musical and have her ask about the webcam in that scene where they show Gabriella the live feed of Troy being rude in the locker room.
August 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I can’t wait to show Callie High School Musical and have her ask about the webcam in that scene where they show Gabriella the live feed of Troy being rude in the locker room.
Bummed they brought DCI prelims back to theaters but I can’t go bc toddler mom. 😭
August 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bummed they brought DCI prelims back to theaters but I can’t go bc toddler mom. 😭
Seeing all the parents complaining about new cell phone policies drives me fucking crazy. Esp when their arguments are the kids who need their phones for medical reasons (like to check insulin levels). Obviously that kid is gonna be on a 504 or health care plan that will allow phone use.
August 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Seeing all the parents complaining about new cell phone policies drives me fucking crazy. Esp when their arguments are the kids who need their phones for medical reasons (like to check insulin levels). Obviously that kid is gonna be on a 504 or health care plan that will allow phone use.
Got out of work early just to run over something on the highway that flattened my tire. Don’t have a spare so had to get towed. 🙃
August 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Got out of work early just to run over something on the highway that flattened my tire. Don’t have a spare so had to get towed. 🙃
I do not understand people that use the setting that keeps their phone screen on all the time.
August 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I do not understand people that use the setting that keeps their phone screen on all the time.
I’m so FUCKING tired of waking up in the middle of the night. No matter what we try. I’m So. Fucking. Tired.
August 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I’m so FUCKING tired of waking up in the middle of the night. No matter what we try. I’m So. Fucking. Tired.
@ my fav yt creators, please pay me to do captions for all your videos
July 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@ my fav yt creators, please pay me to do captions for all your videos
Maybe a hot take? Frozen 2’s music is better.
June 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Maybe a hot take? Frozen 2’s music is better.
It’s hard to imagine a feeling quite as hopeless as fighting for 1+ hours to get your baby/toddler back to sleep at 2 AM.
June 19, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It’s hard to imagine a feeling quite as hopeless as fighting for 1+ hours to get your baby/toddler back to sleep at 2 AM.
I know someone that got engaged on 3/27 and married on 6/3. I can’t even comprehend.
June 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I know someone that got engaged on 3/27 and married on 6/3. I can’t even comprehend.
I’m. So. Fucking. Tired.
May 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I’m. So. Fucking. Tired.
My daughter fell asleep 4 hours ago. It’s 1 AM. Whyyyyy am I still awake?
May 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My daughter fell asleep 4 hours ago. It’s 1 AM. Whyyyyy am I still awake?
At the beginning of No One Mourns the Wicked, those opening notes of “Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead” get me Every. Single. Time. Just… so good.
May 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
At the beginning of No One Mourns the Wicked, those opening notes of “Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead” get me Every. Single. Time. Just… so good.
Happy monthly drew gooden upload day to all who celebrate.
March 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Happy monthly drew gooden upload day to all who celebrate.
Oof. Kids who think they run shit and can tell me what to do with my stuff in my office. 🤯
February 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oof. Kids who think they run shit and can tell me what to do with my stuff in my office. 🤯
The girl who played little Nessarose is frickin cute, I can’t even handle it. The tiny way she says “yeah.” 😭
February 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The girl who played little Nessarose is frickin cute, I can’t even handle it. The tiny way she says “yeah.” 😭
Holy shit. This week was a SHORT week. We only had 4 days of school this week????
January 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Holy shit. This week was a SHORT week. We only had 4 days of school this week????
I wasn’t, you know, questioning it… but today 100% confirmed that I could literally never be a kindergarten teacher.
January 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I wasn’t, you know, questioning it… but today 100% confirmed that I could literally never be a kindergarten teacher.
I have endless respect for teachers. I could literally never do this shit.
January 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have endless respect for teachers. I could literally never do this shit.
It’s been a long time since I’ve been so affected by a song as I am by I’m Not That Girl. Despite being happily married to my high school sweetheart, it evokes the deepest yearning that takes me right back to middle school. Convinced I was ugly and fat and would never be loved by a man.
January 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s been a long time since I’ve been so affected by a song as I am by I’m Not That Girl. Despite being happily married to my high school sweetheart, it evokes the deepest yearning that takes me right back to middle school. Convinced I was ugly and fat and would never be loved by a man.
Every time I leave my conflict resolution girls group (5th grade), I thank the powers that be for creating people willing to teach upper grades elementary. I could NEVER.
January 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Every time I leave my conflict resolution girls group (5th grade), I thank the powers that be for creating people willing to teach upper grades elementary. I could NEVER.
I need a good, deep, just fucking gut-wrenching cry. The kind that gives you a headache and your eyes are still a little puffy the next day.
December 6, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I need a good, deep, just fucking gut-wrenching cry. The kind that gives you a headache and your eyes are still a little puffy the next day.
Will I ever NOT leave packing until the last possible minute? Doubtful.
Do I hate myself for that? Yep!
Is that enough motivation to get better at it? Probably not.
Will I continue to hate myself for that? You betcha!
Do I hate myself for that? Yep!
Is that enough motivation to get better at it? Probably not.
Will I continue to hate myself for that? You betcha!
November 27, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Will I ever NOT leave packing until the last possible minute? Doubtful.
Do I hate myself for that? Yep!
Is that enough motivation to get better at it? Probably not.
Will I continue to hate myself for that? You betcha!
Do I hate myself for that? Yep!
Is that enough motivation to get better at it? Probably not.
Will I continue to hate myself for that? You betcha!
Would love something to replace Twitter, but really not sure how I feel about bsky being open/public with no way to lock down your profile…
November 25, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Would love something to replace Twitter, but really not sure how I feel about bsky being open/public with no way to lock down your profile…