Beth
@bethalm.bsky.social
I’m an old, progressive, agnostic, childless cat lady, battling depression, anxiety and ADHD.
Just a bowlful of mf-ing sunshine up in here.
True Senior Swiftie.
18 and over only, please. I cuss a lot.
Just a bowlful of mf-ing sunshine up in here.
True Senior Swiftie.
18 and over only, please. I cuss a lot.
That feeling when the Exedrin kicks in and the headache starts to dissipate…
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January 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
That feeling when the Exedrin kicks in and the headache starts to dissipate…
I haven’t posted on FB in months. Is it weird to start my first post of 2025 with, “Hey, so, I had a nervous breakdown. Sorry I’ve been MIA. Anyone hiring?”
January 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I haven’t posted on FB in months. Is it weird to start my first post of 2025 with, “Hey, so, I had a nervous breakdown. Sorry I’ve been MIA. Anyone hiring?”
I’m torn between wanting to get 18 inches of snow and wanting absolutely none. What if the power goes out? But it’s pretty! But what if the power goes out?
I think I’m more scared for that power outage thing than anything else.
I think I’m more scared for that power outage thing than anything else.
January 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m torn between wanting to get 18 inches of snow and wanting absolutely none. What if the power goes out? But it’s pretty! But what if the power goes out?
I think I’m more scared for that power outage thing than anything else.
I think I’m more scared for that power outage thing than anything else.
I didn’t intend to see 2025.
I’m here, though, so let’s do this thing.
Happy New Year! 🥂
I’m here, though, so let’s do this thing.
Happy New Year! 🥂
January 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I didn’t intend to see 2025.
I’m here, though, so let’s do this thing.
Happy New Year! 🥂
I’m here, though, so let’s do this thing.
Happy New Year! 🥂
RIP President Carter. What a truly great human being.
December 29, 2024 at 9:13 PM
RIP President Carter. What a truly great human being.
You guuuuuuuuys… look who followed me on her super secret private account! Are you jelly?!
Do people really fall for this shit?
Don’t fall for this shit.
Do people really fall for this shit?
Don’t fall for this shit.
December 18, 2024 at 12:08 AM
You guuuuuuuuys… look who followed me on her super secret private account! Are you jelly?!
Do people really fall for this shit?
Don’t fall for this shit.
Do people really fall for this shit?
Don’t fall for this shit.
Headaches suck big hairy balls.
December 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Headaches suck big hairy balls.
Wide awake at 2am replaying conversations from months ago where I wish I’d had the confidence to be a stronger advocate for myself.
sigh
sigh
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Wide awake at 2am replaying conversations from months ago where I wish I’d had the confidence to be a stronger advocate for myself.
sigh
sigh
Goodnight to all!
May you have the most blissful, restful sleep of your entire life tonight filled with utterly magical dreams.
May you have the most blissful, restful sleep of your entire life tonight filled with utterly magical dreams.
a woman is riding on the back of a unicorn cat .
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December 11, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Goodnight to all!
May you have the most blissful, restful sleep of your entire life tonight filled with utterly magical dreams.
May you have the most blissful, restful sleep of your entire life tonight filled with utterly magical dreams.
perfect taylor swift songs on each album. qt with yours!
💚 Tim McGraw
💛 Love Story
💜 Electric Touch
❤️ Nothing New
🩵 Blank Space
🖤 Getaway Car
🩷 Soon You’ll Get Better
🩶 August
🤎 Right Where You Left Me
💙 You’re On Your Own, Kid
🤍 Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me
💚 Tim McGraw
💛 Love Story
💜 Electric Touch
❤️ Nothing New
🩵 Blank Space
🖤 Getaway Car
🩷 Soon You’ll Get Better
🩶 August
🤎 Right Where You Left Me
💙 You’re On Your Own, Kid
🤍 Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me
perfect taylor swift songs on each album. qt with yours!
💚 our song
💛 fearless
💜 timeless
❤️ holy ground
🩵 clean
🖤 new year’s day
🩷 the archer
🩶 the 1
🤎 tolerate it
💙 mastermind
🤍 TSMWEL
💚 our song
💛 fearless
💜 timeless
❤️ holy ground
🩵 clean
🖤 new year’s day
🩷 the archer
🩶 the 1
🤎 tolerate it
💙 mastermind
🤍 TSMWEL
December 11, 2024 at 4:47 AM
perfect taylor swift songs on each album. qt with yours!
💚 Tim McGraw
💛 Love Story
💜 Electric Touch
❤️ Nothing New
🩵 Blank Space
🖤 Getaway Car
🩷 Soon You’ll Get Better
🩶 August
🤎 Right Where You Left Me
💙 You’re On Your Own, Kid
🤍 Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me
💚 Tim McGraw
💛 Love Story
💜 Electric Touch
❤️ Nothing New
🩵 Blank Space
🖤 Getaway Car
🩷 Soon You’ll Get Better
🩶 August
🤎 Right Where You Left Me
💙 You’re On Your Own, Kid
🤍 Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me
Dear god, I forgot to feed the cats and their bowls were empty for like an entire three minutes!
They will never forgive me, those poor starved dramatic babies!
They will never forgive me, those poor starved dramatic babies!
December 11, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Dear god, I forgot to feed the cats and their bowls were empty for like an entire three minutes!
They will never forgive me, those poor starved dramatic babies!
They will never forgive me, those poor starved dramatic babies!
Seeing Fox News screenshots on my feed is cruel.
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Seeing Fox News screenshots on my feed is cruel.
What was your Era’s tour famous for?
Not a god damn thing because I never got to go.
Is there a Starter Pack for us poor souls that weren’t blessed?!
Not a god damn thing because I never got to go.
Is there a Starter Pack for us poor souls that weren’t blessed?!
December 11, 2024 at 1:38 AM
What was your Era’s tour famous for?
Not a god damn thing because I never got to go.
Is there a Starter Pack for us poor souls that weren’t blessed?!
Not a god damn thing because I never got to go.
Is there a Starter Pack for us poor souls that weren’t blessed?!
Having a decent mental health day but I poked myself in the eye while removing my contacts so there’s that.
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December 10, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Having a decent mental health day but I poked myself in the eye while removing my contacts so there’s that.
Just a special shout-out to my fellow never-able-to-go-to-the-Era’s-show peeps.
I know the feed is hard today. I see you.
I know the feed is hard today. I see you.
December 10, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Just a special shout-out to my fellow never-able-to-go-to-the-Era’s-show peeps.
I know the feed is hard today. I see you.
I know the feed is hard today. I see you.
I hate acronyms.
Has everyone forgotten that spelling is fun?!
Has everyone forgotten that spelling is fun?!
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December 10, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I hate acronyms.
Has everyone forgotten that spelling is fun?!
Has everyone forgotten that spelling is fun?!
Goodnight.
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December 9, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Goodnight.
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In the words of President Bartlett…
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December 9, 2024 at 7:24 AM
In the words of President Bartlett…
My anxiety says the Chiefs have to stop doing this shit.
December 9, 2024 at 4:22 AM
My anxiety says the Chiefs have to stop doing this shit.
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December 9, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Itch has been scratched.
Back to your regularly scheduled Chiefs game/early grainy livestream.
Back to your regularly scheduled Chiefs game/early grainy livestream.
There is a spot on my shoulder blade that itches and I can’t reach it and my back scratcher is not within arm’s reach and now everything is awful.
December 9, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Itch has been scratched.
Back to your regularly scheduled Chiefs game/early grainy livestream.
Back to your regularly scheduled Chiefs game/early grainy livestream.
There is a spot on my shoulder blade that itches and I can’t reach it and my back scratcher is not within arm’s reach and now everything is awful.
December 9, 2024 at 2:22 AM
There is a spot on my shoulder blade that itches and I can’t reach it and my back scratcher is not within arm’s reach and now everything is awful.
I meant to take a nap before the Chief’s game so I could make it til the end of the show.
Oops.
Oops.
December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I meant to take a nap before the Chief’s game so I could make it til the end of the show.
Oops.
Oops.