ben
@bestcoast.bsky.social
breakfast tacos should exist more places
living with a fiction addiction
📍vancouver, bc
liverpool fc
htx 🚀♥️
living with a fiction addiction
📍vancouver, bc
liverpool fc
htx 🚀♥️
woman in the grocery store below me is retiring for island life, and thanked me for being a nice customer
she said she has a list of people from the years, and if she sees them today, she’s gonna give them a piece of her mind
love that for her
she said she has a list of people from the years, and if she sees them today, she’s gonna give them a piece of her mind
love that for her
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
woman in the grocery store below me is retiring for island life, and thanked me for being a nice customer
she said she has a list of people from the years, and if she sees them today, she’s gonna give them a piece of her mind
love that for her
she said she has a list of people from the years, and if she sees them today, she’s gonna give them a piece of her mind
love that for her
some argue if the noseless woman didn’t stab Rasputin, he would have been in St. Petersburg to stop WWI single handledly
coming up next on History Channel
coming up next on History Channel
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
some argue if the noseless woman didn’t stab Rasputin, he would have been in St. Petersburg to stop WWI single handledly
coming up next on History Channel
coming up next on History Channel
Catherine O’Hara was the 🐐, gonna watch Best in Show to feel something
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Catherine O’Hara was the 🐐, gonna watch Best in Show to feel something
darren aronofsky
a woman says your dead to me in front of a pile of papers
ALT: a woman says your dead to me in front of a pile of papers
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 PM
darren aronofsky
my dog comes from a long line of dogs who all refused to sit down, he’s a generational talent
January 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
my dog comes from a long line of dogs who all refused to sit down, he’s a generational talent
I’m looking for someone who talks about me like Matt Damon talks about Nolan’s The Odyssey
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I’m looking for someone who talks about me like Matt Damon talks about Nolan’s The Odyssey
top of the morning, bottom of the fog to you
let’s get this bread
let’s get this bread
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
top of the morning, bottom of the fog to you
let’s get this bread
let’s get this bread
every truth social post by him should just be presented in ransom note cutout magazine letters, because that’s the perpetual tone
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
every truth social post by him should just be presented in ransom note cutout magazine letters, because that’s the perpetual tone
a terrible time to have a brain and eyes
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
a terrible time to have a brain and eyes
it’s “bad” to eat a lot of mustard in public, but as soon as you introduce pretzels into it, you’re a German cuisine traditionalist. House that mustard up
nobody calls you a weird little mustard freak anymore, you could run for office. they would expect the mustard stains on you, relish them even
nobody calls you a weird little mustard freak anymore, you could run for office. they would expect the mustard stains on you, relish them even
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
it’s “bad” to eat a lot of mustard in public, but as soon as you introduce pretzels into it, you’re a German cuisine traditionalist. House that mustard up
nobody calls you a weird little mustard freak anymore, you could run for office. they would expect the mustard stains on you, relish them even
nobody calls you a weird little mustard freak anymore, you could run for office. they would expect the mustard stains on you, relish them even
blueberry lemon scones are good
January 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
blueberry lemon scones are good
Watching Hugo Ekitike and Ryan Gravenberch play for Liverpool is something to treasure everyday
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Watching Hugo Ekitike and Ryan Gravenberch play for Liverpool is something to treasure everyday
I eat everything on tortillas, and I will not stop
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I eat everything on tortillas, and I will not stop
do you ever start the day not that hungry, & then mid-morning you have a craving for dinner
go get the extra ingredients for it, sort of spend all day making it, forget to eat anything else as you were so fixated on this dish
then just shove 4x the amount you should in your mouth?
me neither
go get the extra ingredients for it, sort of spend all day making it, forget to eat anything else as you were so fixated on this dish
then just shove 4x the amount you should in your mouth?
me neither
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
do you ever start the day not that hungry, & then mid-morning you have a craving for dinner
go get the extra ingredients for it, sort of spend all day making it, forget to eat anything else as you were so fixated on this dish
then just shove 4x the amount you should in your mouth?
me neither
go get the extra ingredients for it, sort of spend all day making it, forget to eat anything else as you were so fixated on this dish
then just shove 4x the amount you should in your mouth?
me neither
Microwaving a cup of tea, this idiot machine says “FOOD IS READY” when it’s done beeping
What an idiot. What a total piece of shit. That’s tea you fucking moron. You son of a bitch.
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Microwaving popcorn, press “POPCORN” button
You’re perfect. I love you. Don’t ever change.
What an idiot. What a total piece of shit. That’s tea you fucking moron. You son of a bitch.
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Microwaving popcorn, press “POPCORN” button
You’re perfect. I love you. Don’t ever change.
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Microwaving a cup of tea, this idiot machine says “FOOD IS READY” when it’s done beeping
What an idiot. What a total piece of shit. That’s tea you fucking moron. You son of a bitch.
—— —— —— —— —— —— —— ——
Microwaving popcorn, press “POPCORN” button
You’re perfect. I love you. Don’t ever change.
What an idiot. What a total piece of shit. That’s tea you fucking moron. You son of a bitch.
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Microwaving popcorn, press “POPCORN” button
You’re perfect. I love you. Don’t ever change.
Orhorhoro
very fun name, never gets old, congrats to him
very fun name, never gets old, congrats to him
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Orhorhoro
very fun name, never gets old, congrats to him
very fun name, never gets old, congrats to him
merry Boxing Day premier league to all who celebrate
I don’t love that there’s only one game on but beggars can’t be choosers
breakfast tacos for every meal
I don’t love that there’s only one game on but beggars can’t be choosers
breakfast tacos for every meal
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
merry Boxing Day premier league to all who celebrate
I don’t love that there’s only one game on but beggars can’t be choosers
breakfast tacos for every meal
I don’t love that there’s only one game on but beggars can’t be choosers
breakfast tacos for every meal
watching Fallout and seeing @rajatsuresh.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
watching Fallout and seeing @rajatsuresh.bsky.social
cock-a-leekie soup for life
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
cock-a-leekie soup for life
sourdough bread attempt #2
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
sourdough bread attempt #2
2026 resolution is only buying avocados ripe, and the day I’m going to use them
I refuse to keep playing their game
I refuse to keep playing their game
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
2026 resolution is only buying avocados ripe, and the day I’m going to use them
I refuse to keep playing their game
I refuse to keep playing their game
I always thought A Streetcar Named Desire was just a metaphor
but that motherfucker is really named Desire too
but that motherfucker is really named Desire too
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I always thought A Streetcar Named Desire was just a metaphor
but that motherfucker is really named Desire too
but that motherfucker is really named Desire too
when your life is spicy at 37, what that means is you’re organizing your spice rack on Saturday night
December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
when your life is spicy at 37, what that means is you’re organizing your spice rack on Saturday night