bestbeforemar91.bsky.social
@bestbeforemar91.bsky.social

My best friend is Freckles.
I don’t believe in Santa Claus, etc.
I’ve never been to heaven, Oklahoma or Spain. I’d like to go to Spain, however, as I’ve heard things…but I don’t like long plane trips and don’t have a dog sitter, but enough about you…
Two Villains, one Goal
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
How many pardons did Trump have?
In his role as the 47th president of the United States (January 20, 2025 – present), Donald Trump granted executive clemency to more than 1,600 individuals as of July 23, 2025, all of whom were charged or convicted of federal criminal offenses.
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
He’s a drug addict
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m so embearrassed.
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
He’s got some schtick but also some horrid baggage, to be fair…
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
While we’re at it…where the fuck is Tom Cruise's best buddy’s wife?
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Alzheimer’s memory test: taxpayer, tariffs, tornado, turmeric
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It’s not all bad. The mega yacht, private jet, and cosmetic surgery businesses have created a lot of employment
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When he finally takes that golden escalator to cloud city penthouse, may the good lord create magnets that work underwater to honor his memory
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM