Ding Spong Merrily on High
@besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Above average number of fingers. Below average number of teeth.
Green as Fck. 💚
Green as Fck. 💚
Looking at him I don't think he's had a sniff of cock, minge or alcohol.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Looking at him I don't think he's had a sniff of cock, minge or alcohol.
He wants to keep you in his cellar.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
He wants to keep you in his cellar.
or "Monday" as I've now been told.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
or "Monday" as I've now been told.
You couldn't even make up comedy more ludicrous than this.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You couldn't even make up comedy more ludicrous than this.
Behind the times as always!
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Behind the times as always!
This is you isn't it @safers.bsky.social - I know you're a massive fan!
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This is you isn't it @safers.bsky.social - I know you're a massive fan!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Smokey Robinson
Dave Matthews Band
Jack White
Jason Ibsell & the 400 Unit
Counting Crows
Smokey Robinson
Dave Matthews Band
Jack White
Jason Ibsell & the 400 Unit
Counting Crows
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Smokey Robinson
Dave Matthews Band
Jack White
Jason Ibsell & the 400 Unit
Counting Crows
Smokey Robinson
Dave Matthews Band
Jack White
Jason Ibsell & the 400 Unit
Counting Crows
Absolutely astonishing.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Absolutely astonishing.
Well done man. I think pot noodle and a wank is in order?
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Well done man. I think pot noodle and a wank is in order?
"buy" FML
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"buy" FML
Don't try and by a balaclava is all I'm saying.
*ducks*
*ducks*
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Don't try and by a balaclava is all I'm saying.
*ducks*
*ducks*
Biblical scenes?
Imaginary scenes then.
Imaginary scenes then.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Biblical scenes?
Imaginary scenes then.
Imaginary scenes then.
Hopefully someone has done away with Neil Oliver.
Boat burial would be ace though. Would love to go back there. Genuinely astonishing place.
Boat burial would be ace though. Would love to go back there. Genuinely astonishing place.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hopefully someone has done away with Neil Oliver.
Boat burial would be ace though. Would love to go back there. Genuinely astonishing place.
Boat burial would be ace though. Would love to go back there. Genuinely astonishing place.
Started doing it, but ADHD went "nah, fuck that - I'll just be near whatever Safe and Edna get."
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Started doing it, but ADHD went "nah, fuck that - I'll just be near whatever Safe and Edna get."
I think there's an element of luck and doing it early must help, but was quite smug about that one!
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I think there's an element of luck and doing it early must help, but was quite smug about that one!
No story sadly, but Spong originates from the south of France, just outside of Marseille.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
No story sadly, but Spong originates from the south of France, just outside of Marseille.
All I'm saying is, you know that weird surname I've got.
Guess where it comes from....
Guess where it comes from....
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
All I'm saying is, you know that weird surname I've got.
Guess where it comes from....
Guess where it comes from....