Rob Beschizza
beschizza.com
Rob Beschizza
@beschizza.com
Writer, designer and developer.
Here's an idea for an Amstrad-themed pallette that adds depth while keeping the technical and aesthetic vibe: quarter and 3/4 brights for each color that had a half-bright channel.
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Amstrad CPC had 27 colors. Loads for an 8-bit! But it generated them by having RGB channels on or off with half brights for each. Because our eyes aren't mathematical abstractions, this results in 8 shades of lurid bright green, one single gray, and no reasonable skin tones.
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
An elegant keycap from a more civilized age
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Photography does not do justice to the adorable supernumerary pustular eyes.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My young son is into Terraria and his 84 year old grandmother knitted him this amigurumi Eater of Worlds.
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
James Hong and it's not even close.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Phantasy Star II, Amstrad CPC Mode 0
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Parking garage in Pittsburgh, might be a portal to a random decade
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Like an warning alarm at this point
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You only need 512 lines to show entire Gauntlet levels (32x32 tiles, 16x16px each) full-screen. 960x540 (i.e. 1920 x 1080) holds it nicely on modern displays.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When phase 2 is "install Minecraft" it's insane. The launcher app warns not to install it before installing other things. Like a post-it note on a dirty gas station pump saying DON'T USE BUTTON. You have to log into it maybe three times at different stages. Then you can install minecraft itself.
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you order AI slop clothes from Etsy they actually include the mangled AI detailing.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The traditional flip side of the U.S. jury nullification coin, before you get too enthusiastic about it
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's always happening on the Pittsburgh marketplace
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"Mr. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor" sounds like a new Salad Fingers finger puppet
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Amstrad CPC+ pallette and resolution. A really great 8-bit, a few years too late.
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Amstrad CPC never got a Choplifer port. Mockup time!
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tolkien so hated fascism that he added a weird twist ending to Lord of the Rings where they return to the Shire to find that Saruman took it over with the help of violent thuggish "sheriffs." The Hobbits depose him, he is murdered by Wormtongue, and they summarily execute Wormtongue.
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Voila
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“$1200. No lowballs I know what I got”
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
New Lego set
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The only joke ever improved by a commenter editing in new text
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM