It’s nice to see so many new people here. It’s important that you all say hello to Spuckie, who’s sure that dinner time is all the time.

When you post on your work’s Slack on your day off

Not bad for a social media site. Terrible for a deli counter.

New CharlieCards just dropped:

Oh you think you’re cute, Connections, with your little Sponge Bob games?

It’s Christmas, Duolingo. How about you give it a goddamn rest til tomorrow?

There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day.

My teachers: You can do anything:
My fortune cookie: