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Bert Wolf
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Don’t call me an atheist. I define myself by what I believe in, not what I don’t. Call me a humanist, or a rationalist. (My sister likes to say I can’t conceive of a higher intelligence in the universe than my own. She might be on to something.)
B/c he was Lewis Pullman the whole time? Maybe? That commercial made so little sense, it could have been directed by JJ Abrams
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
And logic:

"When one guy says it's raining & another says it's sunny, your job is not to quote them both. It's to stick your own hand out the window to see which one is telling the truth."
-- anonymous pre-Internet editor
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The transcriptionist misheard the doctor's diagnosis, but he signed before he read it. "Bone spurs? No, I said brain spurs. Eh, whatever -- my tee time is in 20"
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Flawlessly logical use of Anglo-Saxon vulgarity to describe an individual so obscene in character that he cannot be adequately described without obscene language. Live long & perspire 🖖
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Reposted by Bert Wolf
Just part of the usual gang of drug addicted idiots
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM